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[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

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[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

Hello.

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty i could just make a fake wish out loud and trick god, if there's one.

[he laughs before making a wish, and blowing out the candle.]

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

well, happy birthday to me!

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty [he's smiling like an idiot at everything she says or does, clearly just happy that she remembered his birthday.]

do i say my wish out loud or...?

[he's joking, he wraps his arm around her waist and leans his head against hers.]

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty 'm just not used to that.

[he shrugs, sitting down by the table, simply looking at the cake in awe.]

that's a nice cake, must've been expensive.

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty [he kisses her and takes the box, letting her enter his apartment, closing the door behind her.]

all that? for me?

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty [he opens the door, and he's now leaning against the doorframe in an attempt to appear seductive.]

hi.

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty i never lock my door wdym

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

and how old are you to call me old?

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

i surely hope i can, at 26!

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

old man?? i'm not even 30!

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty have i ever been patient? now hurry tf up

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty hurry up i formally request you to be here

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

@rockinkitty where's my birthday kiss birthday gift birthday fiancée at my door

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

you're such a bad influence for my church-loving, god-worshipping bandmate...

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

what have y'all done to be sick if i dare asking.... also i'm pretty well. pretty alright, pretty good.

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

don't know, maybe you simply hate me.

[he fakes being sad and shot through the heart.]

do you wanna watch it or do something else?

[— 𝙆𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙔. @rockinkitty]

[her gaze meets his, eyes softening upon seeing his expression. she leans over, cupping his face in her hands and kissing him on the nose.]

why wouldn't i?

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

it was. i wasn't sure you'd remember, though.

[he looks at her with puppy eyes, his cheeks getting a slightly red tint.]

[— 𝙆𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙔. @rockinkitty]

...oh.

[she lets out a breathy laugh, taking the movie tape into her hands and reading the title.]

huh, wasn't this the first one we watched together?

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

holocaust. cannibal holocaust. and it's going to scare the shit out of you.

[he laughs, almost touched that she walked right into his joke.]

which is why i brought something better for you...

[he pulls out a tape of 'it happened one night' and hands it to her.]

better?

[— 𝙆𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙔. @rockinkitty]

cannibal what???

[she looks terribly confused, and maybe a bit concerned, but she sits down next to him anyway.]

...this is gonna scare the shit out of me, isn't it.

[—𝓚𝙄𝙍𝙆﹗ @PHANT0MLORDS]

[he fixes his hair and sits down on her couch, and he can't help but smile, seemingly excited.]

you're gonna ha- love this!

[he searches through the stuff he brought, pulling out a tape with a mischievious smile.]

cannibal holocaust! the original version.

[— 𝙆𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙔. @rockinkitty]

@PHANT0MLORDS [she closes the door once he's inside and slowly walks over to where he is, arms crossed over her chest.]

so, uh... what is it you wanted to show me?