Seymour Butts

Nosy little sucker aren't ya?

[Seymour Butts @PHATstuFF21]

#IAlwaysGetAnnoyedWhen I open these hoping for cookies but find sewing supplies instead.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Happy Tax Day everyone. Reminder on this day 30 years ago Grandma Gilmore refused to pay her taxes and had her home seized by the IRS. Starting the domino effect that eventually lead to Gilmore joining the tour and me losing another gold jacket. Thanks a lot Grandma.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Dave Portnoy getting in a Honda CRV

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[History Vareck @HistoryVareck]

There's been a second world leader being told something bad meme

[Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil]

The CIA to the pro-American chimps

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

[BuffalOKstate @BuffalOKstate]

Brother they cannot be the Bombers

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

we did it patrick! we lowered the cost of eggs!

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

George Lucas:

*hits blunt*

“What if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable?”

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Kirk Cousins agent

[Seymour Butts @PHATstuFF21]

Remember that one random Tuesday in 2021 where everyone collectively decided that JPEGs of monkeys were the new gold standard?

[Seymour Butts @PHATstuFF21]

One of my best friends lost her grandfather yesterday and as I was typing out a I'm sorry for your loss message my keyboard suggested thjs emjoi to come after the word loss 📉

[Seymour Butts @PHATstuFF21]

The difference between gray and grey is that gray is a color, and grey is a colour.

[Seymour Butts @PHATstuFF21]

Panera Bread: For when you're craving airline food on the ground.

[Seymour Butts @PHATstuFF21]

I envy the fact that Jay Z only has 99 problems

[Seymour Butts @PHATstuFF21]

They rigged how many Tonis to make this pasta?

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Calling the number on the for rent sign and making dolphin noises

[Seymour Butts @PHATstuFF21]

You wanna play Operation? Don't you mean Anxiety: The Board Game?

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

wait, the other ones can hear us?

[Dan @leathergregory]

Ah, yes. My hands. My normal, human hands. We must clap with my normal, human hands. Congratulation.