Prehistoric Forest

rock n' roll party patrol

For a good time: [email protected]

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DayQuil Days

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Were The Smiths my most listened to artist this year because I was single, or was I single because The Smiths were my most listened to artist?

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@notbriantice Watch the locker room speech from the end of Mighty Ducks 2 while you’re at it

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Hey @SexyChuckieT let’s hangout and watch the Sixers together. I’ll be at Final Battle and give you all of my cheers . Greg can also have some too

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Do people actually watch late night talk shows? If so, when do those monsters find the time to sleep?

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I was going to go out in the cold today, but it snot worth it.

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Where can I get that cool new drug called Hope?

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It’s Dustin’s birthday and he’s our favorite bass player

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When did FYE become Hot Topic lite?

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Amazing. The person who runs the ride on animals kiosk just walked a bag of food all the way to the other side of the mall to the person who runs the ride on train. Why didn’t he just pick it up on his way around?

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Sears has its own smell

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To the person who has the email address [email protected], I wish I was you

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The other chickens are too rough around it

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Happy thanksgiving. There’s a chicken in my garage with a sling on its wing. It needs its rest.

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

come see my band play at guitar center we don't have any equipment we just use the guitar center equipment until they kick us out for playing The Boys are Back in Town 17 times in a row $3 presale $5 day of show

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Also I had IHOP too close to bed last night and had three separate nightmares

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When you eat cookies after applying chapstick, the cookies feel like breadcrumbs and your lips feel like an uncooked chicken cutlet freshly dipped in egg yolk

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@notjaapck Does Nadia like this song? She should. It's right up her potential alley.

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Greyhound bus sounds like four hambugahs