Matt Hoffart

Professional Photographer - Dog Dad

[Matt Hoffart @PHOTOHOFF]

@CounterStrike Where is Mac OS support, or at the very least, an official statement? Dropping Mac support after only a game update is stealing people’s in-game purchase money.

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Hey @elonmusk … I want my CYBERTRUCK meow.

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@DJDONKIS .. this could be you.

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Hey @DJDONKIS If two vegans are arguing, is it considered beef?

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Hey @DJDONKIS, how do you steal a coat? … You Jacket

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@DJDONKIS Dad?

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Hey @DJDONKIS whatcha doing on the 29th?! 🍻

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@DJDONKIS I just watched Creed for the first time a couple days ago and just started the 2nd! So good!

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@djflacoflash @JoseTeka I’m okay with this 🤣

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Hey @AmericanAir. Charging $100 for 2lbs over the checked bag limit is insane. If I go take a massive 💩 before the flight, can we call it even?

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@hl2240 $1 at 11! Next stop, $11 at 1!

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@PokerMunkee CTXR moves
soooo much after hours it’s either YAYYYY or FUCKKKKK

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@DJDONKIS Do they have a vegan option? #vegan

[Carl Austin @ColdPeppers]

@TaraReid idea... instead of a sharknado..you start in SHARTnato.. where you try to avoid a bunch of flyin HOG SHIT. Just an idea? God bless

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“Finding my inner @DJDONKIS” - @DJGLIVE

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I wonder how much @Ticketmaster made in ads and PR when @taylorswift13 went on presale and ”broke” the site.

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What’s @BillNye up to these days?

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So what are people more angry about today? @taylorswift13 breaking @Ticketmaster or #Trump announcing his 2024 run for presidency. Asking for a friend. 🍿

[Matt Hoffart @PHOTOHOFF]

How many minutes do you have on your wireless plan?

[Matt Hoffart @PHOTOHOFF]

@elonmusk I paid for a blue checkmark and I don’t have it yet. My first world problems are triggering.