Sarah Heanan

Developer working in the beautiful county Durham and a keen (amateur!) pianist. Views are my own

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

@santanderukhelp On my first attempt it rang out for 20 minutes. This time I've spoken to someone, she put me on hold about 20 minutes ago to speak to security. I can hear music. Not sure if she is still dealing with me or not

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

@santanderukhelp I am locked out my bank account and no one on the technical support desk will answer the phone. Its just ringing out. I need urgent help, I need to make payments from the account

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

@santanderukhelp Yeah I've done this twice already. Been on hold for over 80 minutes in total the last few days. Currently I'm on 42 minutes. Looks like you might close before I get any help

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

Well you can get just about anything on Packagist...this is making me hungry: https://t.co/sQOMJzTGqG

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

@myhermes first collection attempt didn't even ring the bell, the second has just not bothered to show up, no explanation. Why is this considered acceptable?

[Multi Media Creative (MMC) @MMCreative]

Today’s stages of snow in the MMC garden.

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

So what about my profile makes it look like im a Java developer living in Ireland? #recruitmentFail

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[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

Until I looked into this I didn't realise how many 'unit tests' I have written are actually integration...fyi: https://t.co/YLHCYeBfev

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

I'm not even working in Laravel atm but still find Laracasts extremely useful, esp with stuff like this: https://t.co/i73L7fRO4T

[Multi Media Creative (MMC) @MMCreative]

Bake sale at MMC today, organised by Mariam in aid of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

Ooh useful advice https://t.co/OLakpsFW0W

[Treehouse | Learn to code with us! @treehouse]

Evaluating a #Package for Your Project: the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly by @sketchings https://t.co/pF7SBLnova

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

Never really looked into null coalescing properly but my god its so useful! https://t.co/QYubhLWP20

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

https://t.co/Hzhe6DpXUG Food for thought - might try making my own breakpoints next time

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

Supposedly this article was the trigger for modern responsive design...interesting: https://t.co/Mi6EYMzsYL

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

Talk about tarring everyone with the same brush Google, this is just wrong: https://t.co/DStAYfJ6Jk

[Robert Perry (Pez) @pez_sez]

Sounds eminently plausible to me, a second-time passee. https://t.co/1S87Qdt55a

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

Something to consider? https://t.co/cyMfJdN3zy

[Jonathan Reinink @reinink]

✅ Database design tip: Consider using date fields instead of booleans. It works the same way, and now you know when the TRUE state happened.

[Sarah Heanan @PHP_lady]

@bitfalls @phpc @chris_heanan?