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A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

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God had promised salvation to your repentance, but he has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination.

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Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promised note. Today is ready cash, use it!

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Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

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Remember, don't put it off... Go ahead and do it... If you get to it... And don't do it... You may never get to it.. To do it... Again.

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The willow knows what the storm does not; the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.

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A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

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I have learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

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Habit never goes Because if you remove H Abit remains, If you remove A Bit remains, If you remove B It still remains.

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Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.

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The beloved of the Almighty are the rich who have the humility of the poor, and the poor who have the magnanimity of the rich.

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Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out.Can you give me something to keep it in? Certainly - how about a paper bag?

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Sing like you know the words; dance like no one's watching; and love like it's never going to hurt.

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People are not in touch with reality, if they think they are important

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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

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A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

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I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.