PHX SUX

The City of Embers will never be cool.

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

If anyone asks you why you look so tired lately here’s what you can say instead of “shut up Karen”
1. The holidays
2. Training my sea monkeys
3. The cactus diet.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

This is a tough video to watch but if you haven't watched it, you must. The fact that this man was acquitted of all charges is obscene. https://t.co/ZuiKb1qNay

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

Update: there’s still lots of dirt, we still have cactuses, the sun has decided to reced to a part time schedule so she can focus on raising her kids but otherwise Phoenix is still the same.

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

https://t.co/AA1SW7JcDH Gotta love that Global Warming. She sure is one hot babe 😉

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

The sun is starting to set before 6 pm but the reflection of the Circle K lights will guide you home. Don’t worry 😉

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

We've had strangers send us videos over Facebook and we're a blog. https://t.co/JnzoWYnRLp

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Hey women: retweet if you've ever been shown a penis you did not want or expect to see.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

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[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

Hey Phoenix! What are you doing this Halloween 👻

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

Everyone ready for SUX Fest tonight?! 6pm @thetrunkspace

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

Yo men: what have you done to combat sexual harassment? The best thing you can do to make Phx not Suck is hold the men you know accountable.

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

Local Woman Has No Husband, Father, or Brother For Men To Sympathize With

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

Apparently some nerds got so mad about the lack of sauce they had to call police. Guys this is why jocks used to beat y'all up.

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

We did get something #sezchuansauce #RickandMorty

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

We finally made it to the front of the line. 65 people in front of us, probably 300 people in line and only 20 #sezchuansauce #RickandMorty

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

Justin Bait lucked out and got the poster. These are apparently going for $10k??? #sezchuansauce #RickandMorty @McDonalds

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

https://t.co/PSmQZMOYsZ

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

@McDonalds We made it inside

[PHX SUX @PHXSUX]

@McDonalds Manager said they're out already but people are still waiting?? Why? We don't know