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🚨WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS🚨

1. Rich Wong ^
2. Jay DeLashment ^^^
3. Brett Meskill ^^^
4. Brook Trevino v
5. Brendan Gallian v
6. Scott Reinhardt ^
7. Damian Szeliga N/A

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Our finalists for PIAS OL Employee of the Month have been released!! Now up to the fans/customers to vote their favorite employee in!

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🚨BREAKING🚨

PIAS OL is placing Associate Manager Damian Szeliga on 10-day IL retroactive to December 31st. Will be without one of their best starters for a week+. Has to hurt for PIAS OL.

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🚨WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS🚨

1. Damian Szeliga🇵🇱 ^
2. Rich Wong🇨🇳 v
3. Brook Trevino🇲🇽 - -
4. Brendan Gallian🇺🇸 ^
5. Jay DeLashment🇺🇸 v
6. Brett Meskill🇮🇪 ^
7. Scott Reinhardt🇺🇸 v

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🚨DEVELOPING🚨

Assistant manager Damian Szeliga and Associate Brett Meskill are currently on pace to break the single shift record for most bathroom breaks taken, as they have combined for 13 in the first 6 hours. The OL record stands at 15, so waiting to see what happens👀

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🚨DEVELOPING🚨

In a last ditch effort to keep Onesto on board, manager Rich Wong is looking to reach out to the free agent employee, and possibly make ammends. It is unclear whether Onesto is looking to return at this time, but further updates coming soon

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Associate manager Damian Szeliga says he has no comments regarding this roster move. As for Vinny’s replacement, PIAS has a substantial amount of cap space to make a significant move for the organization, so look for another update soon.

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🚨BREAKING🚨
Vinny Onesto has officially been relieved of his duties at PIAS OL. Because no trade partner was found, PIAS gets out of the contract and it appears to be a mutual parting of ways. End of a 2 month era…

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Hard not to draw connections to the Juan Mejia situation, where he was DFA’d last month for ���personnel reasons”. Another tough look for PIAS OL, as they are potentially losing another promising young prospect

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Struggling Employee Vinny Onesto has officially requesting a trade. The fit at PIAS OL hasn’t been ideal, and the young man figures a change in scenery is necessary. It is rumored his preferred destination is DBats Hickory Hills.

First Reported by @BrendanGallian

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It appears the further drop in the power rankings was the straw that broke the camels back. Reports say this was a slow process that has been in the works for weeks, as Onesto was becoming increasingly disgruntled.

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🚨WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS🚨

1. RICH WONG - -
2. Damian Szeliga - -
3. Brook Trevino - -
4. Jay DeLashment ^^^
5. Brendan Gallian v
6. Scott Reinhardt ^
7. Brett Meskill v v
8. Nobody
9. Vinny Onesto v

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🚨UPDATE🚨

There is much speculation regarding the future of potential hall-of-fame manager Rich Wong, as retirement at the end of Q4 is looming as a big possibility. In this case, Associate prospect Damian Szeliga is seen as the front runner to step in for the vacancy.

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🚨STAT CORRECTION🚨

That’s 5 more you know what I means in 2 mins!!!!! New PIAS OL Record!!!!!
Increases said per convo stat up to 4.1!!!!
What a night for Rich!!!!!

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Tonight’s “You know what I mean” Stats

17 times
3.4 per convo
9 iterations
3 in one sentence

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🚨BREAKING🚨
Weekly Employee Power Rankings:

1. RICH WONG
*Large Gap*
2. Damian Szeliga
3. Brook Trevino
4. Brendan Gallian
5. Brett Meskill
6. Jay DeLashment
7. Scott Reinhardt
8. Vinny Onesto

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🚨UPDATE🚨

Police officers have apprehended the customer who caused traffic by parking in the right lane on 95th outside the store. Situation cleared, back to normal activity.