If we used the colourful language we wanted to use to wish the Academicals' own star winger Silas Wright many happy returns, we'd be banned from the pitch for three matches minimum! Much like he is currently! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SILAS!!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO:
FREQUENTLY CONCUSSED DEFENCE MACHINE TAFF EVANS
EQUALLY FREQUENT MIDGAME PITCH DESERTER TITUS OATES
GOOD OLD BACKUP KEEPER PUTTY MARSTON
THE MAN WITH THE MOST YELLOWS FOR FOUL LANGUAGE LIONEL GREENSTREET
PIA traditionally takes the month of March as a social media hiatus to focus on soaring to the top of the league table, but we'd be remiss not to celebrate our March babies! Every Academical is equally important to us! (We don't care for Teddy) (Haha! A meme)
Please stop writing in to say we skipped Tom Crean's birthday, we would never intentionally, it's a request from the Irish giant himself not to make a fuss over him! And also we are always rotten the day after the Boss' birthday so fortunate timing, that
EVERYWHERE YOU GO
ALWAYS TAKE A WUZZLES
A WUZZLES WITH YOU
A very happy PIA birthday to the youngest man on any given pitch, if his highly dubious medical records are to be believed!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND, THE GOAT OF ALL TIME, THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PLAYER-MANAGER IN THE SUNDAY LEAGUE, THE POET BETWEEN THE STICKS, THE BOSS HIMSELF #COYA#COYA#COYA
A VERY HAPPY PIA BIRTHDAY TO OUR VERY OWN APSLEY CHERRY-GARRARD!!! Cherry, you simply must learn how not to sky a free kick. But we cherish you anyway! Have the best birthday in the world!