Pigeonspals

Account ran by the , founder , owner , gaffer , injury man , star player and 2024 player of year , the incredible JOEEYYYY TURKEY

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

Despite the lads not giving their all and playing any games for the club in recent times which deeply upsets me
I’d just like to wish congratulations and good luck to PIGEON who has overcome is gay questions and is taking a girl out at the weekend
ONE PROUD GAFFER
GET HER PUMPED

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

SATURDAY SPECIAL

Every week the lads get fined and the money goes on an acc , I would like to urge the players to have their fines paid and a chosen team sent over to GAFFER by 12 so he can get it on 👍

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

The club would like to announce some disturbing news !!🔴⚫️

Striker BIGDAVESFITNUT shat himself today and has embarrassed the gaffer on another level , actions of this low level maturity will not be tolerated and he has been fined £2

#respectgaffer #shathimself

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

PIGEON is new head of younger players and would like to send out a message
Regardless of his health condition with his constipation and none stop shitting after taking 12 laxatives , he’s been 100% committed and performances have reflected this , he wants youth players to follow

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

IMPORTANT!!

gaffer is extremely disappointed and feels let down , after weeks of hard work getting into elite the lads seem to think the job has done and have lacked important commitment .
Several players have had 0 communication and SWAYZE went pub instead of playing !

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

Lads the time has come , after recent poor showing from the lads and a lack of hunger and desire after getting promoted to elite

The board want consequences for the lads

Vote for the worst player of the year so far 🔴⚫️

Worst player receives £2 fine

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

@Petergray22AM Don’t question gaffer £1

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Gaffer is extremely outraged at the commitment of some players with no communication or commitment . New signing Prince harry not played a game this week , neither has midfielder H and HUDDLOVER & BIGDAVESFITNUT not turning up on big occasion
Gaffer respect is imperative !!

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

@MaxLock69360061 What are u doing commenting on PPFC posts you’re not a player and you’ve not paid for your fan season ticket which is £5 a week into fines pot for the acca

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

Have your vote lads

Player of the night 🌟

Winner gets £1 knocked off his fines bill

Submit your votes in comment section !

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

Important !!

Gaffer is at work today learning about the importance of respect for the gaffer and how to make players understand how the gaffer plays

I would like to issue out an 8pm deadline for all players to be online tonight or £2 fine 🔴⚫️

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

Gaffer 🌟🌟

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@BillyGr13198157 Gaffer at the wheel anything is possible !

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

The lads have done it!!
After lots of hard graft and many players delaying sleep to get promoted the lads have done it finally . Lots of hard work and dedication,Just shows how much gaffer is putting across to the lads !
Mom ofc is GAFFER (unbelievable performance)!

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

@BillyGr13198157 #gafferiskeytosuccess

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The gaffer would like a team meeting at precisely 8pm to discuss the recent inactivity of the team.
The gaffer reminds the lads how important it is to stay focused and not let other factors get in the way as gaffer has found out players have gone golfing or are on sesh in toon !

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

@GeorgeNoble This is being reviewed currently and punishment will be dished out accordingly

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

@huddl0ver My office tomorrow morning !

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

New signing alert !!!

Vice captain PIGEON met with new signing PRINCEHARRY earlier today over a pint to discuss the terms and conditions of the contract whilst gaffer was away on business

He’s to join on a 3 year deal but has to have 1 shower a week on his t&cs

Welcome 🔴⚫️

[Pigeonspals @PIGEONSPALSFC]

Recent scrutiny has been overshadowing the gaffer despite his hard work creating the club and his outstanding performances on the pitch .
The boys need to learn some respect and need to understand gaffer is the right way forward
Do the boys back the gaffer