P.I.L.T.

Internal broadcast system for all P.I.L.T. personnel. Unauthorized access will be logged and reported.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

P.I.L.T. Homepage:
https://t.co/httYCIifup

//RP Info:
https://t.co/jfyb90EoIZ

//X Feed:
https://t.co/NJE5jDsxnc

//Recap
https://t.co/CBvIzDrsMI

[Grxmlin 👑🔞 @grxmlinkink]

Make sure to update your info! 😸

[LavenderStormCloud @LavStormCloud]

*buzzing noises*

[мσηѕє/вℓσσм🌹 @_BBloom]

I'm so fucking late my apologies <3 #piltsona #invjv @PILTnotifs

[adri ✨ @runedissolved]

anyone in need of a memory recording? 📝 #invjv

[Eurydice（タヌキ） @RLincourt]

Soup raccoon gets an ID badge

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

NOTICE: HR requests that all personnel ensure their records are current and accurate.

https://t.co/GRMCIOh2jv

The IT Department would like to add that the website has been updated to improve access to the Employee Portal.

https://t.co/3yBpvFtFOq

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

@cas_kade7 @TobiArtss38 Well now I like the mystery.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

NOTICE: HR requests that all personnel ensure their records are current and accurate.

https://t.co/GRMCIOh2jv

The IT Department would like to add that the website has been updated to improve access to the Employee Portal.

https://t.co/3yBpvFtFOq

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

@TobiArtss38 I didn’t bother introducing myself around the office for three years. Pretty sure most of them still don’t know my name.

[tobi, the cheese eating rat @TobiArtss38]

@PILTnotifs I got here too late LOL

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

@bigtirednoodle I am glad I don’t ever have to man the front desk. You can imagine the people that come in. And I’m not even talking about the speed runners.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

@digitalghost_39 @Feralbit22 They have my vote.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

Congratulations to SWARD employee Toru the interdimensional teleporting tiger (@Feralbit22) for being selected Employee of the Month.

The Administration Department wishes to commend your role in preventing a hissing hellhopper swarm incursion into our reality.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

I would also like to offer my personal thanks, as that potential incident would have put me off my lunch for a week.

[Alien Jayvik Mods @Alien_Jayvik]

Now that we have this mod account I feel like I can post my P.I.L.T.sona. He's a bit of a trouble maker but he knows too much to be terminated. 😋 Does he know too much because he's always snooping and eavesdropping? Yes.

#piltsona #invjv

-Alien Vik Mod

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

@bigtirednoodle Security is handling it.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

NOTICE: Employees are reminded not to acknowledge the second moon visible from the parking structure. Officially, there is only one moon.

Security is handling the discrepancy.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

@RLincourt I’m pretty sure the regular moon is a cheese ball.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

@la_bordeliere Officially.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

@MusicBakes I hope not, I’m deathly allergic.

[P.I.L.T. @PILTnotifs]

NOTICE: Personnel are advised that the humming noise in the ventilation system has returned. Maintenance has confirmed that the building does not possess a ventilation system in that area.

Please continue with normal operations.