$wank

[rip thy zong @2Crocs]

Lol

[rip thy zong @2Crocs]

When you're 15 minutes into Netflix and chill and you give her that look

[rip thy zong @2Crocs]

Niggas will eat ass but won't call Everest College

[Jamarty @uknowJam]

This has to stop my stomach can't take this 😂😂😂😂

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

When your grandma found out you ain't ate all day

[Bennet @The__Fundraiser]

#2014Faves RT @PINHEADROSS: When the teacher roasts you but she doesn't know you got an M9 in your backpack

[rosss @Ross_Weis]

*feminist complains about women being objectified in society and subsequently retweets a picture of a shirtless man*

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

McDonald's should have a third window where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

When you hear a drunk girl say she can't find her friends

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

GTA 5 looks sick

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

id smash RT “@SophieLaine: o ok http://t.co/Kn63JSqivK”

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

My anaconda is strongly considering it

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

When you're hiding in your sisters closet to scare her and she starts getting undressed

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

*hits blunt*

That's it. That's the tweet

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy.

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

Apple apologizing for the U2 thing by giving you a Justin Bieber album is like taking your cold away and giving you aids

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

When you're waiting on the cop to bring your license back and two more squad cars pull up

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

Lebron got his hairline back but ios8 won't let me keep my favorite apps http://t.co/tRqq6U7n1q

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

When bae isn't bae anymore

[$wank @PINHEADROSS]

*tries to get my shit together at 2am*