Pippa Kirkham

Today I found my friends, they're in my head.

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Fine don’t text me back but all your friends are replying to my story rn

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Sorry I’m late I was stalking my best friend on instagram

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Sinners was ROBBED

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We still talk about you (derogatory)

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@keebmeclose Incredible gif choice

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Mt joy best band in the world

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England, Australia, and USA are the same and Ireland, New Zealand, and Canada are the same. I can’t explain it but it makes sense

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Shania Twain was right I wish I could grow a beard. Idk it seems fun

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Are the vibes good at 10 year high school reunions? Should I go or will I want to get crafty on my arm again

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Texting my friend every thought and feeling that pops into my head and updates on what I’m doing is literally therapy

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I joked to a friend doing her masters in psychology that I could be a case study and she said it would be too complex :/

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I joke around saying “pacifically” so much that I’ve started saying it instead of specifically in professional and formal settings

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Thinking about my mum getting old makes me feel so physically ill

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Stop putting coloured lights on your Christmas trees. It’s ugly. You’re welcome.

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Oh so drunk actions are sober thoughts? Tell me why I’m always somersaulting then. I can guarantee that only crosses my mind a few pops in

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Listening to my own Spotify wrapped like damn this woman has impeccable taste. Bangers only

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@keebmeclose @lufleurbing 💀

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Tough pill to swallow when his room gives dream house and yours gives mojo dojo casa house

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Just got off the phone with a man that insulted me the entire 2 hour call. Why did I allow that?

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I love telling people to come up to my cabin knowing full well there’s absolutely no way that’s happening. Like yes tell me your available dates of course I’ll send you the seaplane info. I can’t wait either! There’s nowhere for you to sleep and my family is a nightmare.