PIP’s Burner

NYTimes Best Selling Author. If you didn't like Luke Jackson we simply can't be friends..

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So there I was at some morning shoot arounds with the 1997-98 Armco Heating & Cooling Hornets just making sure the rims were properly leveled... I look back on this now (sorry for the grainy vid) and didn't realize how easy I made it look... Knew I had potential, but damn...

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Breaking: The Burner is trying to get confirmation but we may have some movement in the LeBron signing stage... Standby... #letemknow

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Dear @ShamsCharania Got an entire Rich Pau leadl & LeBron calculated Free Agency series going on over here and Lego hair wants to talk about a ballroom bad bitches only tampon rumble... @raf_tyler

Where's my Woj?

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Thank goodness we have this Jeff Thomas show in the 5am hour @SportsBoyTony @KenCarman

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Scrote is calling in the heavy hitters...

@AmicoHoops (please confirm)

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@cavs Don't forget when he almost lost an eyeball...

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Wish I could have broke this one... But in the fairness of this business--- must give credit where credit is due.... Thus credit goes to @AmicoHoops for unearthing this...

LeBron was spotted in AKRON !!! 🤭🫣😯

#LetEmKnow

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Been trying to place an @Instacart order for 2 days now only to come to find out the app for buyers & shoppers have both been down... Apparently that "how do you like your bananas" campaign destroyed Instacart...You know how I like my bananas, Instacart ??? FUCKING DELIVERED!

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@realcavsfans

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BREAKING: The Burner has learned-- as of 8:49pm est on 7/2/26-- Cavaliers President of Basketball Operations was seen coming back from vacationing in Vietnam and is ready to get to work after a nap and a snack...

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This must be the team Bill Russell played up against in his early years...

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@OmarJimenez is getting the full experience today...

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@ChrisFedor is jamming up @NickWilsonSays with no effort.

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Look at @KenCarman pistol whipping @ByJasonLloyd cause @SportsBoyTony would put Syracuse & OSU belt to Akron ass all day...

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Jeff Thomas having a non @TheKennyRoda job while being basically a traffic hoe is wild...We see the hustle... @923TheFan

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@nickwilsonsays believes situational hitting is flukey...

So eat that opinion... @RuiterWrongFAN

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Jay Bilas on that draft coverage... Old enough to remember when he told us how Marvin Williams was about to dominate the league...@espn @NBADraft @JayBilas

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@923TheFan @NickPedone12 Either @KenCarman and @SportsBoyTony gifted these dudes tan hats or they stopped at Target before the show

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@ESPNCleveland Chopz wants to know what Ash is snacking on today...