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@ellencarmichael What we can’t abide is that politicians inserting themselves into wholly sporting situations to help their own team. Had Trump not done this and the players card have been rescinded or suspended, no. European would have given a shit.

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@ellencarmichael Most European fans would whinge incessantly about the injustice of it all if it were their player being cheated (Christ, we still whinge about the ‘hand of god’ 40 years later. 2/3

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@HalfwayPost The leader of the RapeyUglyCunt party. #Apt.

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@I_amMukhtar The ultimate Ponzi scheme.

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@justdavenow89

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@GerrySamuels12 Different class of toothless reform/restore types back then.

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@DOPreston Yes. Yes and Yes.

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@LawsEwan He’s shacked up with Farage.

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@BladeoftheS I’ve seen him fight.

I can understand why he’d feel threatened.

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@Martina @SethAbramson Man Utd fans are like;

“please arrest Ugarte and send his to El Salvador!”

(This is obviously a joke; Ugarte - like 90% in that at prison - does not need to be in El Salvador)

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@atrupar The king of the Republicans (or as I like to call them RapeyUglyCunts) needs to pipe the fuck down.

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@TheMeldrew Just following your lead boss! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #RightBackAtcha!

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@russellquirk Tremendous example of cognitive dissonance.

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@mikoh123 His dentist?

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@jclib1990 @XFrecklesXo I hope you finished up with,

“duff… duff, duh, duff, duff… duh, duh, duh, duh…”

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@mercede72928186 If your 35 years old and it’s your ring id happily go a few rounds in it. #jokes 😁

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@Tess_ogar Same…. years ago. 😈

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@876876k Quick reminder that the wage paying billionaires that see the rest of us as cattle for torture, victims to molest, rape, murder and manipulate… yeah… they’re not the reason for keeping the best of us poor… it’s definitely the sex workers… 100% 🤯🤯🤯 #HeadsGone