Sam Hawley

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@IndyUndead Indy

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@indyundead tweet tweet motherfucker

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As soon as you patch up one crack, another one splits.

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Busy P just walked by me...eating a hot dog?

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Everyones sleeping in, what fun is that? its almost 1!

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Packing EARLY for Detroit...seeing as how I had to do it in 15 minutes last time...see you at DEMF...

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Hangover just snuck up on my...nap then tattoo time

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Hate when you have to ask yourself "Did that really happen?"

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My lip is quivering trying not to laugh at my friends

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I wish you could find decent biscuits and gravy in this city!

[Sam Hawley @PISSSLUT]

"I think there's something wrong with my car, oh wait no there's just a stiletto under that gas"

[Sam Hawley @PISSSLUT]

I can never understand the man at the corner store, but I'm pretty sure we just agreed cat food is delicious.