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⠀⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓 !

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@PRIIESTLY I just burned myself somehow and the damn blister popped!!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

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@YeshTheNazarene “What’s troubling you?”

He put a friendly hand on the other’s shoulder.

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. . . Are you alright ?

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Assente is holding a fucking PARTY. At the VATICAN. Kill me now. 🫩🫩🫩

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Why the fuck does assente suddenly have a child and why is it staring at me

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠporcelain. @euphemiophilia]

won’t you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor .ᐣ

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“Good god, Cavallo. I was just standing there! How could you have *not* seen me?”

[✞𝖢𝖠𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖴𝖯 𝖯𝖱𝖨𝖤𝖲𝖳• @PRIIESTLY]

jumps . startled .

…

❛ HOLY FATHER ᵎ ❜

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍𝓫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 ‍‍ @deadmarigolds]

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[✞𝖢𝖠𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖴𝖯 𝖯𝖱𝖨𝖤𝖲𝖳• @PRIIESTLY]

oh no . the other pope is here .

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“Are you kidding? I’ve seen everything you’ve ever been in.”

He smiled brightly. He’s a huge fan of hers.

[𖹭⋆˚࿔ 𝑇𝑊𝑂-𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 𝑂𝑆𝐶𝐴𝑅 𝑁𝑂𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐸𝐸 @FALLJNAPART]

"oh. okay."

well, that's giving her ego a boost. the pope comforting her was not on her 2025 bingo card.

"sooooo.....is the pope secretly a madeline ashton fan?"

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He’s reading Christmas stories to children in an orphanage. He strangely enjoys it

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<— performing the entirety of hello dolly by himself

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“Well, yes. But part of my papal duties is caring for others.”

He gently patted her back. He sometimes enjoyed not doing his duties, and being kind.

[𖹭⋆˚࿔ 𝑇𝑊𝑂-𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 𝑂𝑆𝐶𝐴𝑅 𝑁𝑂𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐸𝐸 @FALLJNAPART]

well, she doesn't really keep up with the catholic church. or any church, for that matter.

"why are you here???? shouldn't you be doing popely things????"

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🇻🇦: ratzinger sketch I did!

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He laughed, sort of surprised at how stunned she is.

“Yes… I am the pope. Pius XIII.”

[𖹭⋆˚࿔ 𝑇𝑊𝑂-𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 𝑂𝑆𝐶𝐴𝑅 𝑁𝑂𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐸𝐸 @FALLJNAPART]

"POPE??!?!??!?!?"

eyes wide, voice suddenly high and pitchy. "YOU'RE the pope??!?!!?"

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“A cassock. It’s mainly what I wear now that I’m pope.”

He spoke gently, still trying not to scare her after her little…. Fit.

[𖹭⋆˚࿔ 𝑇𝑊𝑂-𝑇𝐼𝑀𝐸 𝑂𝑆𝐶𝐴𝑅 𝑁𝑂𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐸𝐸 @FALLJNAPART]

it's not something she has ever encountered before. so naturally, her curiosity is suddenly taking over.

"......what are you wearing?"

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Leave him alone he’s just trying to be nice :(

[𓆲 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓'𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐎 @turbuIentgrace]

He understands Assente now .

Ohhhhh , he ( * does ) !

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“Why would it be a problem? It’s my job to protect my flock. And you are apart of that.”

He smiles kindly, a stark contrast to the usually callous and rude Pius.

[✞𝖢𝖠𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖴𝖯 𝖯𝖱𝖨𝖤𝖲𝖳• @PRIIESTLY]

…

how his crying lasted for two whole minutes . embarrassing .

finally lifts his head up .

❛ thank you , your holiness . i’m sorry to have made you see me like this . ❜

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“I know… I know…”

He rubs his back ever so gently.

“Let it out, Cavallo.”

[✞𝖢𝖠𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖴𝖯 𝖯𝖱𝖨𝖤𝖲𝖳• @PRIIESTLY]

sniffles more ; uncontrollably .

crying into his shoulder .

❛ anya is so mean to me . ❜