B

all morals are gray

[B @PIZBC0534]

As a little girl i was always told i was too competitive and intense when it came to sports, Id like to thank @Reese10Angel and @CaitlinClark22 for reminding my inner child, that she wasn’t too much, just an athlete wanting to compete to my best ability.

[B @PIZBC0534]

sometimes i wonder what 12-16 year olds would be posting on tumblr now a days… like what is the modern day equivalent to edgy tumblr 2005-2016. idk if i wanna know tbh

[B @PIZBC0534]

don’t fuck with bitches who live in their hometown, we got connections that can make your life hell bb 💚

[B @PIZBC0534]

imma start using “KMF” bc lol just doesn’t cut it, cuz if it’s really funny i know i’m KICKING MY FEET not laughing out loud

[B @PIZBC0534]

if a man is getting upset over something minor just say “mm k yeah men used to go to war so…?” and watch the insecurity flow

[B @PIZBC0534]

ik every girl has had the urge to run through a field in a long flowing skirt and random points in life, what’s the male equivalent… punching drywall?

[B @PIZBC0534]

god must think he is pretty funny for giving me a european work ethic and then making me be born in the united states

[B @PIZBC0534]

for $5 i’ll comment “yikes” on your ex’s recent insta post

[B @PIZBC0534]

and to the men that attend the met gala in a basic black suit, just know that 18 year old boys put more work into prom outfits than you did to pick that same black suit that you wore to dinner with your grandma last week #MetGala2023

[B @PIZBC0534]

watching the #MetGala and realizing how satisfying a perfectly tailored dress hem is… 🤌🏽 like they way the bottom flows when they walk just scratched a parted of my brain, i didn’t know existed

[B @PIZBC0534]

imagine how much netflix would make if they got spongebob

[B @PIZBC0534]

i will be living in a van within the next 5 years

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[B @PIZBC0534]

anyone who has ever asked for platinum hair… please watch that episode of the kardashians and realize how hard it was to transform to that even for miss kimberly k

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Pulled an all nighter to get my hair blonde… I was so tired! #kardashians

[B @PIZBC0534]

im calling a shortage of 10V and 10NA toners in the near future #bamarush #iwantblondehair #stylistproblems

[morgan wallen @MorganWallen]

Ma’am, a left will take you to the interstate.
But a right will bring you right back here to me

[B @PIZBC0534]

Pardon my midwestern-ness but, literally anything tastes 100x better when drinking from a mason jar.

[B @PIZBC0534]

yeah ik it’s a stretch and prob won’t happen but hey twitter is a magical place

[Galesburg Junior/Senior High School @Galesburg_HS]

Class of 2020, Dr. Asplund has a message for you!
https://t.co/6FF3lngUzh