BURGERPANTS

Best employee of the month - NEVER.

N|SFW

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

Wanna see WHAT Those hands CAN Do?!

DOUBLE Pepperoni pizza, DOUBLE cheeseburger and a Pack of FRENCH fries it IS, AHHahhHAhaHA

Best moonlighter in the TOWN

plz kill me.

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

LOBBY

[TEM-TEM @T3mT3mmiee]

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hOI! welcom to... da TEM SHOP!!!

‼️ ♡ + 🔃 ‼️

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@DaDreemurr Hey um LOOK I don't really Want to be the ONE who gets you Addicted to cigarettes BUT it's your Choice. Just DON'T tell Az about it 'kay?

- Ge said, handing them a cigarette and holding out his hand to light it. -

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

Hey! Krissy Kris Cross!

- He shouted, running up to them with a cigarette between his teeth. -

Dude! I heard your bro's back in town. Is that true???

- He added "Damn, I missed Azzy. Pathetic. " almost to himself -

[KrissyKrismas @DaDreemurr]

* dog tails . . . *

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

- You see him take an empty paper cup and pour soda into it. After that, he closes the cup with a plastic lid and gives it to you, along with a straw -

Yeah Yeah don't worry I'm being Damn RUDE All the time so I Understand

[‎ ‎‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞- @0urDr0fS0RR0WS]

“…”

“…soda would be really nice right now, thank you, BP.”

“And sorry, just…shit has not been great.”

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

- He gave you a strange look, raising one eyebrow -

DUDE rude as Fuck since I'm a cat too

But DAMN yeah that sounds Ass
Want Some icy soda Or something?

[‎ ‎‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞- @0urDr0fS0RR0WS]

“GOD I WISH THEY WERE FIGHTING, BUT NOOOOO, THEY LOVE TO FUCK AROUND WITH ME AT THREE IN THE MORNING.”

“Can I even call them my neighbors??? They didn’t even originate from this fucking planet!”

“THEY’RE CATS FOR GODS SAAAAKE!”

[-He is mentally not well-]

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

- He pulled out one of the earbuds and looked at you -

Were they, like, Fighting or What?

[‎ ‎‧₊˚✧~𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕋𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕜~✧˚₊‧ -🔞- @0urDr0fS0RR0WS]

“…morning people.”

“Guess who couldn’t sleep due to my fucking neighbors?”

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

- Today was his turn to work in the kitchen. Although he hated his job with all his heart, he even enjoyed kneading pizza dough to his favorite playlist. He hummed as he rolled out the dough. -

I'm your BIGGEST Fan I'll follow You 'till you LOVE Me

Papa-PAPA pizza

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@DaDreemurr THANK you Kris.

- He huffed and reached into his pocket for a pack of cigarettes, while looking at you with slightly raised eyebrow. -

You DON'T Smoke tho do You?

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@THEHXMETXWNGOAT 🍔 xDD
🍔 Thx!!

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@DaDreemurr Ok Kris SHUT UP now–

- He clenched his fingers in front of himself, looking really pissed. That's when he gasped one last puff of his cigarette and huffed -

Just tell him to go to ICE-E's or something tomorrow, 'kay?

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@vesselforasxul 🍔 literally him!!!

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@LikeTotalCatty - He stared after her in a daze and when he thought she had left, BP went outside to smoke in front of the restaurant. Then he took out a cigarette and, seeing her like that, said to himself -

What a BITCH she is, I thought she would AT LEAST Share it all with Bratty.

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

Ladies!

I know you're STARVING but I'm saving myself for Pizzarina, 'kay?

Hold your pretty horses!

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@DaDreemurr Ugh– Well, ok, YEAH we were friends, we hung out together and so on BUT! That doesn't mean I missed AZ ok???

- He huffed out a cloud of smoke, feeling his lungs itching -

Though, Where's he?

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@DaDreemurr Damn I need to come See him or Somethi–

HUUHH?!!??!

- He yelled out loud, almost dropping his cigarette on the ground -

Dude, the FUCK?! Of course NOT, do I look Like some DORK???

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@LikeTotalCatty - Since it's fast food, even by himself, he made it all up quickly enough. After bringing the bag of her order, BP rang the bell and placed it on the counter, saying -

Your order is READY! Bon appetit, come back to MTT's AGAIN!

- The smell of oil was coming from his clothes -

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⌞ ‍ ‍ ‍𝟖𝖙𝖍 ‍ ‍ ‍⌟ @sanfranfriskooo]

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[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@LikeTotalCatty Catti you ordered THREE–

- He was on the verge of a breakdown, but after that gentle kiss on the cheek, he calmed down and blushed slightly as he clicked all those buttons -

Please wait a Moment and pick up your order at the COUNTER

- He left for the kitchen, very pleased -

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@LikeTotalCatty - He clenched his hands and gritted his teeth for a few seconds, feeling his blood boiling. -

Catty, you STILL owe me 5 dollars from high school I'm not buying it!

- And yet, he looked down at your chest and snorted -

Fine! One LAST time and you owe me. Even MORE now!

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@LikeTotalCatty - He looked into her eyes with a death stare and sighed -

Catty, if it weren't for the restaurant's rules, you wouldn't like what I'm about to say.

- He hissed, almost feeling someone's gaze on him. -

There's a combo option: 3 for the price of 2. Maybe Bratty could pay?

[BURGERPANTS @PIZZAPNTS]

@LikeTotalCatty - As soon as he saw Catty, he tried his best to act nonchalantly -

Hey! And– Welcome to MTT's. Three burgers, takeaway it is.

- He swallowed, pressed a few buttons on the cash register and looked at you again. -

That will be 3.5$!