Pickle Inspector 💭

PI: Ogle Disconcertingly. || quote/rp acc || NOT AT ALL AFFILIATED WITH HUSSIE || // = admin speaking || ran by @anaroisonline || #problemsleuth #homestuck

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

Pin later but note all tweets from 2022 now count as an archival for when this account was a Badamb account.hi guys //

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor You left some of the still uneaten ones here too!

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor did you eat my biscuits again? I was saving those!

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@Chosen_arbitor Riiight… then why are there some crumbs on *your* desk, huh?

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor It’s always you eating my biscuits…

[Problem Sleuth @Chosen_arbitor]

What the fuck.

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

Doing paperwooork… again…

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor Close one..

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

Um… Sleuth? Hello?.,

[Problem Sleuth @Chosen_arbitor]

[INT BAIT ATTEMPT]

Hello hello, yes this is problem sleuth.. You called?

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor N-nothing!.. um…

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor Ookay… (it isn’t wrong though…)

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor T-thank you… (is the hot stud part really necessary?)

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor …so? The number?

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor …um. She isn’t.. here right now. That’s why I’m asking for your number. She’ll relay to you because she isn’t here… directly.

[contra @contrachord]

haven’t seen anyone talk about this, the new update to the homestuck site has a custom animation on mobile when jack uses red miles in cascade ! #homestuck

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor S-something about a robbery nearby the office… I’m nnot sure about all the details that much, which is why I asked for your number so she could relay it all to you…

[Problem Sleuth @Chosen_arbitor]

#parodytwt #parodytwitter

[SBURB Anonymous @sburbanon]

Yo man is my session cooked

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor Uhhh... I-I think? I thought you'd be happy hearing about that. Sshe did say she had a case... mmaybe..

[Sovereign Slayer @RedMilesAway]

im just gonna let ya know your team is fucking shiiit

never solve any problem again

[Problem Sleuth @Chosen_arbitor]

New account rules.

Mobster kingpin = DNI. BLOCKED. KILLED.
Problem causers = DNI.
Pickle inspector = 𝓓𝓶 𝓶𝓮...
Ace dick = 𝓓𝓶 𝓶𝓮...
Jack noir: 𝓓𝓶 𝓶𝓮...
Hysterical Dames: 𝓓𝓶 𝓶𝓮...

[Pickle Inspector 💭 @PInspector_]

@Chosen_arbitor Nnothin’ much… Broad just asked me for your phone number..