The only woman in America whose t*ts are officially a business expense. Chesty Love. Exotic dancer. Her paycheck grew one cup size at a time - all the way to 56FF, about 10 pounds per implant. And then she did something no stripper had ever done: she took the IRS to court and won. $2,088 in deductions. No lawyer. Just her and a federal judge.
She climbed up on the stool in front of a talk show audience. The room was already laughing. She wasnโt.
The host asked the obvious question: why make them even bigger?
Her answer was pure business.
โMy salary as a dancer went up in direct proportion to the size of my chest. Thatโs what the clubs and the customers want.โ
Not vanity. Not insecurity. Math.
So when tax season came, she treated them like any other work equipment.
Depreciating assets.
The audience thought it was a joke. The IRS didnโt. They said no.
So she went to federal tax court. No attorney. No team. She represented herself.
Her argument? Theyโre for the job, not for her. โIn my personal life theyโre a great detriment.โ
And the judge agreed. Two implants, roughly 20 pounds total, officially classified as a business expense - something you need for work and could never use in normal life.
Then came the line that shut the whole room up.
โIโd like to be able to put them in a trunk every night when I get done with work.โ
Uncle Sam paid for her chest. Still think stripping isnโt a real job?
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