Parker Belmore

What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature with great effort? Albion college grad.

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

The emerald triangle

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Nothing like putting a case on a naked phone. I feel like I can take over the world now

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Do yourself a favor and don’t get anything from @tacobell s cantina menu. 8 dollars for an uncooked quesadilla? You gotta be fucking joking me. Never again.

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@Rainmaker1973 Ok buts it’s not jumping 16 feet, it’s jumped maybe 6 feet then climbed the rest…

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@visegrad24 The US would consider this a mass shooting…😒

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

@UberFacts Back scratches. Hands down

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

Who actually gives a fuck about lil tay?

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There’s a lady at the doctors office I’m at with finger nails easily 4 inches long and I never thought I’d see that in person

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

Dammit #TedLasso I can only have my emotions swing so many time in a half hour period before I lose my mind

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

@cutemadannie Absolutely

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

@wbosko I’ve only seen a couple episodes every now and then (below deck) but my mom and sister religiously watch it, and it’s quite interesting

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

Why is Twitter putting posts from people I don’t follow on me feed? Like what?

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

The fact that I just had to eat 3/4 of my qdoba burrito before I got any queso irks me

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

Once again shadowfax, show us the meaningnof haste

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

There’s only one way to eat a brace of coneys

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

Ngl, Komi can’t communicate has some of the most visually stunning animation I’ve seen in a hot minute

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

There’s a reason obi wan is touted as the best Jedi swordsman in history.

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

It’s crazy to me how much of a difference it makes changing the direction of your fan. Friggin wild

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

I swear, old episodes of Naruto just hit different. Right in the fuckin feels

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

Mad props to the roll over they did just now 🤘🏻👻👻

[Parker Belmore @PJBelmore]

Shout out to the ford employee who decided yesterday that I didn’t need my sweatshirt to work outside when it’s 40 degrees. Thanks bud.