Peter Osman

[Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies @G2Institute]

Retweet if you think that I am a more important academic than this clown https://t.co/MSdYRN42f8

[Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks]

Petition to give David Brooks’ entire salary to high school students.

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

Nine bumble bees are on a secret mission. Their aim is to find their long lost mother.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

It never got weird enough for me.

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A math teacher is found murdered in an Olympic stadium. Beside her is a parachute and a dead centaur. Can you explain what happened?

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

The Frankfurt School is playing a game of Monopoly.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

I am normally interested in compromise. Not this time. I cannot imagine a bill that would make a difference that the NRA supports. We don’t need to cut a deal with them, we need to beat them.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

My plan for surviving the impending apocalypse is to point out that the hypocrisies of the various cannibal murder gangs who try to eat me.

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A sentient plastic bag walks the streets of a small town in California. It keeps repeating one word: "Anuses."

[Concrete Blond @Super_Cynthia]

KID *holding up four fingers*: I'm this old!

CHRONOS *holds up one long finger, ground opens up, sky goes black, sound is a vacuum*: I A M T H I S O L D

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A necromancer is dripping wet in a haunted palace.

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

{opens ancient tome}

wailing of 100,000 souls: MY NECK, MY BACK, MY PUSSY AND MY CR-

{closes ancient tome}