Pedro Martinez Jr.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I just saw someone refer to Donald Trump as “Pervert Hoover” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: CNN just aired a devastating montage of all the times that Donald Trump accused others of using their public office to make money. Donald Trump's net worth has almost tripled since he took office. Everything he accuses others of is an open admission.

[Covie @covie_93]

They're baptizing people at trump's fair where a man was arrested for masturbating in a corner.

It's just like church.

[Petard 🌊 🌊 🌊 @GaryBut28626677]

Why America? What were you thinking?

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @realDonaldTrump

I have no respect for you or your family. At all.

What problem am I going to have based on my constitutionally protected opinion that you are a disgusting pig?

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

Trump at 8:00 AM — I will blow up Oman 🇴🇲

Trump at 3:00 PM — I will blow up Iran 🇮🇷

Trump at 7:00 PM — I will blow up Cuba 🇨🇺

Trump at 9:00 PM — I am the only president who loves peace.

Believe me all these statements in a single day.

Elect a clown expect a circus.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LMAOOO, Fox News says they have thousands of people at trump's sad celebration, camera pans out to show dozens -- at best! 🤣🤣🤣

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[HURT FEELINGS DAY @hurtfeelingzday]

Dragging Charlie like road kill. I know for a FACT that carrying wounded involves 2 on the arms supporting the head, 2 on the legs, 2 armed guards focused on 12-6 and 6-12. And someone on 911. These fux need to be on trial, not Robinson. #CharlieKirk

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

3 hours after Trump was ordered to release the unredacted Epstein files we are back to bombing Iran.

Just another coincidence.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

I’m so sick & fucking tired of watching videos of Trump colon-dwelling sycophants lying about whatever the fuck, while the droopy-faced fuckmuppet is fast asleep below them, slouched in his fucking chair. What a fucking clown show. Please make it stop.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

“Let’s be honest about what this is. Donald Trump hired a company that was not qualified, they did a shoddy job, and because he has such a fragile ego, now Donald Trump has to play make believe that, in fact, this was the work of 'elusive vandals'... this is all just bad community theater."

h/t @Elex_Michaelson @CNNTheStoryIs

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This Emmy winning Iowa news anchor quit because he has principles and morals and didn’t want to push the propaganda and lies.He deserves the best therefore I hope his future endeavors are successful.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it."

Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

The Reflecting Pool arrests by Park Police should terrify everyone. The federal government is fabricating accusations out of thin air simply to protect one man from his own embarrassing failure.

There is no sabotage. This is insane.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Trump buried a report he ordered on voter fraud because it proved he was full of shit. 😂🤣👇