Pat Kiley

Recovering crybaby

[Pat Kiley @PK_Today]

Your beard sucks @nickstone31

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@nickstone31 your beard looks like shit

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My Christmas present to you all is this joke from @Twiterless_Tim . God Bless.

[Pat Kiley @PK_Today]

Angel Reese wishes she had a dick as big as Brittney Griners

[King Crocoduck @crocoduck_king]

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

[Fred @Grand_handsomer]

Now we wait

[Pat Kiley @PK_Today]

I have never wanted to know, or needed to know, this information

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Being 35 and single look like

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My Uber driver asked me if I wanted a snack and pulled out a box of raisins???

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@VinnyPate Who Dey

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I tried on compression shorts for the first time and my fat terrible disgusting body turned them into depression shorts

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My FB algorithm is absolutely thriving rn

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I am absolutely certain it will not

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Can we all just collectively thank @elonmusk for spending 40 BILLION dollars specifically to defend/uphold our Freedom of Speech?! @X is the only mainstream social media platform giving us unbiased information from all sides, all people, and all opinions #1stAmendment 🇺🇸

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The ice cream truck walked so the food truck could run

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Not once in my entire life did I ever think that my own mother would ask me this question

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Everything reminds me of her

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Lol

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Did we ever stop to think that by saving the bees we could end up with ~too many~ bees?!

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They should call it a Balligan instead of a Mulligan bc you’re hitting your ball-again.