Software engineering sarcasm

Software Engineer with interest in soft skills

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

A fanatic follow of Single Responsibility Principle leads to single-method classes, resulting in a lack of cohesion, broken abstractions and increased class fan-out on clients.
#programming #Java

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

"It feels like" is usually the strongest argument on making domain driven design decisions. Do not underestimate it! #ddd #programming

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

@zoltanreegn some months ago I was arguing with a colleague that in fact API call rate-limiting or websocket connection timeout is also part of the API contract. Now I can refer to this article

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

In modern software not only your API is your API but also your health checks, your logs, and your metrics are

#microservices #programming

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

@zoltanreegn right to the point! :D

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

Semantic versioning in continuous delivery 🤭

#programming #cicd

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

do you know what a "grep bomb" is?

try this on your project:

$> grep -rH TODO . > TODOs.txt

#programming

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

github pull request template for Internal Quality Bar (IQB)

- [ ] Looks
- [ ] Good
- [ ] To
- [ ] Me

#SoftwareEngineering #programming

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

easiest way to become a Bitcoin millionaire:
- raise 1M capital
- buy Bitcoin
- $$$ profit

#Bitcoin

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

Take a look at my loose vs tight coupling cheat sheet
https://t.co/DOlGfh6cBf

#programming #SoftwareDevelopment

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

asynchronous call is a behaviors, but how many ways can you implement asynchronous calls?

#programming #SoftwareEngineering

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

team work is not about democracy. when it comes to decision making team work is about collective intelligence for decision preparation. but decision is made by formal and informal roles within the team

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

Did you ever say "wow" when looking at code because its so clean and elegant?
I bet it was short on error handling and logging.
Robust and resilient software is often has ugly code, while "clean code" is fragile.

#programming #SoftwareEngineering

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

@zoltanreegn :D could be true

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

If impostor syndrome means "I don't feel I am doing a good job, but objectively I am doing a good job",
and I receive good feedback about my work,
then saying "I have impostor syndrome" just makes me a hypocritic asshole, doesn't it?

#programminghumor

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

What is exactly loosely coupled software system? Check out the levels and implications of coupling.

#programming #SoftwareEngineering #microservices

https://t.co/FDl1rZmjyK

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

you have to choose a frontend framework, which one you choose, the one advertised as "opinionated" or the one that says "unopinionated"?

As far as I can tell these are often selling points with equal weights
#programming #SoftwareEngineering

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

"code is a liability, not an asset"

#programming #SoftwareEngineering

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

If you enjoy your job you are probably not working hard enough

#programming #softwareengineering

[Software engineering sarcasm @PKonyves]

@DavidBalakirev You should go and see a Jiralogyst :)