I am not a shopping mall.

I am not interested in selling my handle.

[I am not a shopping mall. @plaza]

And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love
Grey clouds roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from above https://t.co/hTuizoq4td

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No one told me that parenting would involve this much scotch tape

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@511Alberta SWEET BABY JESUS. 2AM and we are moving! Right before 22x!!!! I have never been so happy to be going 40km/hr. Traffic has been reduced to one lane as we weave thru the semis.

[I am not a shopping mall. @plaza]

@weberme @511Alberta 😂

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@dan_berrie @511Alberta Oh my.god. you're stuck on a bus?? 😩😩😩

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@511Alberta IT IS PAST OUR BEDTIMES AND WE ALL HAVE TO PEE. @amazon will you prime deliver some lady urinal devices to us??? #highwayhostage

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@660NEWSTraffic Been stuck on Hwy1 since 9pm. No traffic is crawling though. It's been 5.5hrs. #highwayhostage

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@delroddan @511Alberta Last we heard there are semis that cant get up the hill and require their chains on 🤷‍♀️

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@michael_zorilo @511Alberta You left 1.5hrs before us as we are 3km behind you 😭 #highwayhostage

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@branrebgornez @511Alberta Is that the collision 😥

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FIVE HOURS on the Hwy1 parking lot. Who else is a #highwayhostage???? My mental health cannot handle the idea of having to pee on the side of the road.

[511 Alberta @511Alberta]

Cochrane RCMP advise motorists travel not recommended on Hwy1 btwn Kananaskis & Calgary, roadways are partly covered snow, slushy, snowing, icy sections, with limited visibility. Drive to condition. (12:06am) #ABRoads #BanffNP #yyctraffic

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@dan_berrie @511Alberta Hello fellow Highway Hostage!

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Wait. Why isnt the picture thing showing up??? I don't know how to Twitter yet 🤔 should prob research this

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SNOW PANTS FOR DOGS.

This answers how dogs would wear pants... but I still feel that if dogs wore pants, they would wear them the other way (around the hips)

Do you guys even realize how difficult it was to explain that last sentence????

https://t.co/YetZWmEqIk

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

@CarolineMoss "Also, you are not responsible for how anyone feels or reacts when you have done the right thing and are acting in kindness. The pain is on their shoulders."

[I am not a shopping mall. @plaza]

This. ❤

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

“some people have it worse” is bullshit.

don’t invalidate your trauma by comparing it to the experiences of others.

suffering is not a competition.