🚨The Celebration Police🚨

Led by Keysey, we are the Official Celebration Police of @premierleague @EmiratesFACup @Carabao_Cup @ChampionsLeague #justgetdownthetunnel

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Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

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Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

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Today’s the day.
God speed to Arsenal fans around the world, each and every one of you beautiful bastards❤️
Have an amazing day.
It could be the greatest of our lives🙏🏻
All units to Budapest?😁🚨👮🏻
#COYG #UCLFinal

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@FunnyGooner When will it end ffs 😂🚨😂🚨

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How can you not love this man

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Mikel Arteta lifting the Premier League trophy 🌪️😂

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@highburyhigh Score Guy 😍😍😍

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@HandofArsenal In tears. Mikel, you have changed our lives 😍

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Greatest picture I have laid eyes on

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I’m in tears

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Out of control 🚨🚨🚨

[Premier League @premierleague]

Engraved into history 🖋 @Arsenal

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@AnythingArs_ Oh god. Just shut the fuck up. Please.

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@pulpy You’re getting pelters all over the shop, lad. Thank you for your service 🫡

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@LauraKirk12 Quite right 👌🏻😎❤️

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@TimesRadio @adamboultonTABB Class 👍🏼

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@thedavidseaman I’ll be honest, David, I am incredibly hungover

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

CAN WE CELEBRATE NOW????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@austingooners ❤️

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@FunnyGooner 22 years

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Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league