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Ponte Las Pilas Podcast 🎙

[Rep. Jason Crow @RepJasonCrow]

Congress passed a bipartisan bill to make it easier to own a home.

The President is refusing to sign it.

Donald Trump doesn’t care about lowering costs for you.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[greg @greg16676935420]

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

[alex @agjr__6]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Watching my girl yell at the server because there’s tomatoes on my sandwich and I said no tomatoes

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WHY HAS THE BALLROOM COST GONE UP 5X ?? WHY IS THE BALLROOM NOW PUBLICLY FUNDED?

[lychee @smalldollla]

I’m Californian before I’m American

[W @WAdeola]

Notice how he didn’t knuckleball it into the net like that bozo Rashford but instead sexily wrapped the side of his foot around it to send it to the corner flag 🤌🏾

Elite shot selection.

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

He thinks he’s Xavi

[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

if you recognize this you should schedule that colonoscopy

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

It's a great day to Raise Hell, and Praise Dale. Happy Birthday, Intimidator

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

The price of gas under Biden was 600% lower.

[The Great König @excellente_6]

Yamal got injured and a fan got a heart attack immediately… I understand ngl

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[Brendan Gutenschwager @BGOnTheScene]

“No Kings” protesters assembled to form a message reading “TRUMP MUST GO NOW!” at Ocean Beach in San Francisco, California today

[Dr. Sabreena Ghaffar-Siddiqui @sabreenaGS]

The president of the United States punched a 13 year old child in the face because she bit his penis while she was being forced to perform oral sex on him.

Donald Trump said to her:

“Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be."

After the little girl bit him with her teeth, “he struck her” and said:

“Get this little bitch the hell out of here.”

The man in charge of the largest nuclear arsenals in the world is a violent child rapist.

DONALD TRUMP IS A VIOLENT CHILD RAPIST.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Trump didn’t fire Kristi Noem because she failed to respond to the floods in Texas which claimed the lives of at least 100 people.
He didn’t fire her because Americans were murdered by her rabid masked goons.
He didn’t fire her for posing for photos in front of human beings in cages like they were livestock.
He didn’t fire her for racially profiling Latinos, African-Americans, Arab Americans and Asian Americans.
He didn’t fire her because she was arresting legal permanent residents and US citizens and detaining them illegally.
He didn’t fire her because she was keeping children in fetid, rancid concentration camps without access to clean water, fresh food or medical care.
He didn’t fire her for turning our cities into militarized war zones.

He fired her because she made him “look bad.”

That was the red line.
None of the other things were.