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⚽ Crystal Palace. #CPFC Inter Miami. #IMCF Miami FC. ⚽

Watch enthusiast born and raised in SoFlo. ⌚☀️

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇫🇷 BREAKING —

Arsene Wenger Spotted at France vs Paraguay.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @PLURkner]

How does an Australian screw up this pronunciation????

[rich @richrd31]

@FootballCliches Jane Hill’s pronunciation of ‘Socceroos’. I think she thinks it’s a player who’s missed 2 pens.

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

"I'd rather be us than them?" 🤔

@T_Deeney is not buying Jesse Marsch's post match comments 🇨🇦

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Rough World Cup for David but we know he’ll bounce back stronger. 🤞

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @PLURkner]

Performative Male of the Year award frontrunner.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Kenny Atkinson effect

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Jonathan David vs Football

.@FabrizioRomano

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

He lost 3-0

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @PLURkner]

BREAKING: Canada Men's National Team manager Jesse Marsch has announced he will NEVER manage Canada in the quarter-finals of the 2026 World Cup.

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

CANADA ELIMINATED ON USA’s BIRTHDAY! 😂🇺🇸

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Canada 🇨🇦✌🏽

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Canada 🇨🇦 is officially the 1st host nation to be eliminated from the 2026 World Cup.

Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Vozinha going head-to-head with Messi has been cinema 😱

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mo Salah’s first move after advancing? Consoling the Australian players

All class

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Ok buddy… sure. 😂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

No red card.
No penalty.
No yellow card.
No foul.
No review.

FREE FOLARIN BALOGUN.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

USA 2-0!!! 🇺🇸

MALIK TILLMAN LASERS A FREE KICK GOAL 🔥🔥🔥

(via @FOXSports)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

absolute cinema

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Italy died for this