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I’m a hack comedian that spends more time eating then writing jokes..

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@RealJamesWoods Running the worst presidential campaign, 2016

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@rickygervais What you did… you mean by making sure everyone still could see what a real comedian does? Like Norm McDonald when he hosted an award show!!!

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@JoeyMurr I know you said on Felger and Mazz you weren’t gonna bet the Pats game… but I couldn’t help myself took the points… because of everything you were saying pointed to a bills drop game

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@charliekirk11 A liberal conspiracy against guns.. send up a whole bunch of drones, scare people and then when some idiot shoots at it and kill somebody they’ll be like take away all guns

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@toucherandhardy so when you religiously listen to a radio show for over a decade… you might be embarrassed to ask this question.. when I was working out of market what happened to Dan O’Brien? Adam 12 is great. But what happened

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@DanLifshatz Big NFL week for you guys

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@DanLifshatz Don’t forget +200 passing yards +225 passing yards and nearly missed +250 passing yards

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@DanLifshatz I know you didn’t PP them but I felt similar about the Drake Maye ALT bets.. after I heard you talk about how you were going to hit a ton of them so did I… good call.. although I was sure they were going to pull him 1st half

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@stavvybaby @FireballWhisky @CheetoSantino Hahaha!! Fucking funny.. very @steveo of you!!!

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@JeremyClarkson Yeah, how do I have constipation and diarrhea at the same time?
Can’t push out a shit, and then when it happens it’s liquid

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@JoeBiden Jesus…

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@israelUSAforeve No he won’t

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@JellyRoll615 Wait what??

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@bigjimmurray Guessing you ate a slice of ginger after every piece to top it off…damn!!! That’s true love… through better or worse

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@bigjimmurray Every piece garnished with wasabi?

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@rickygervais Fuck yeah!!!

Feels like it’s another version of Nick Offerman drinking in front of the fire… whether that’s good or bad I don’t know

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@dylanjoseph I’ve heard that before

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@charliekirk11 Yup.. but stop eating sugar too.. it completely fucks your mind and body up…

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@phil_hellmuth @themouthmatusow Mike lost the hair but Phil added the weight