Parker_Longbaugh

Hard-Boiled Weird Fiction Writer.
Parker's Pulp Revolver:

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Great deals on books over on Amazon right now, maybe you buy my book, frens? It will shock your mother!
https://t.co/u29Lh4IlPP

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Be patient, he's back on a case.

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@Delicious_Tacos Is it still solvent? I would like to apply for an academic advisor position.

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@bradkelly "Guys, I've decided to give up writing about interdimensional portals inside of sewers to start an indie folk band...I'm learning to play the oboe as we speak."

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Glen Cook's 'The Black Company' directed by S. Craig Zahler.

[M.T. Grave @MTGraveStudio]

If you could adapt any book to film, what would you choose??

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@Det_Wolfman The Wolfman never sleeps in summer!

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@bronzeagemantis If you fly into Pensacola, rent a vehicle and take a drive around southern Alabama, such as Dothan and the outer suburbs of Mobile, you will still observe traditional White southern culture. It's alive and still vibrant. I was surprised when I visited these spots.

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@jd_sauvage My uncle and his friends were playing Warhammer 40K back in the 80s and 90s and those guys were total Chads. Back in those days, wargaming pulled in a lot of Vietnam and Gulf War vets.

[Cliff Hamrick @CHamilton10315]

On a family trip on a bright spring day, the world goes insane. A psychotic rage drives average people to attack anyone near them. Violence spares no one.
A teenage Boy Scout survives alone in a world filled with inhuman dangers. He sets out on a journey across Texas to reunite with his mother.
Can he reach her in time?
A standalone novel, Saga of the Scout, introduces a new kind of hero in an old kind of world.

The latest chapters of “Saga of the Scout” are now up!

You can read it free here: https://t.co/vOyPLURF35

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@bradkelly Craziness! Next thing you know, you'll tell us that you are going to Turkey for a hair transplant and makeover.

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@Deep__Rex My favorite part in The Devil Rides Out is when Wheatley shows you the Satanic cabal and it literally looks and acts like the United Nations, lol.

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Happy International Dark 'n Stormy Day...so pour out that dark rum into a cocktail glass with the high end ginger beer you've been saving for a special occasion.
Today is the day!

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@Brownkyl1 I went backpacking around the UK back in 1999, I fell in love with several blonde female publicans.

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@bronzeagemantis Southern Alabama is a culture unto itself.

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There is no worse feeling than laying on the beach, listening to the waves, sun on your face, attractive half naked woman next to you...then the portly Puerto Ricans show up with tents and bluetooth speakers...the dread is palpable.

[Groyper @thatgroyper2]

Reggaeton feels like an assault on the white mind. It feels like a sonic weapon meant to kill white people

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@bradkelly You should put a trigger warning on the cover: Highly descriptive images of sewage work.

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Read MEN AT WORK: https://t.co/TpbZjK3N9C

[Philip Melanchthon Wegmann @PhilipWegmann]

The famed @UnionPacific Big Boy, the world's largest operating steam locomotive, chugs east through Allen County, Indiana on its coast-to-coast tour in celebration of America's 250th anniversary.

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https://t.co/Jadebo1n6U

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Experimenting with some flash fiction this weekend.
Link below.👇🔽👇

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@FenixAmmoHR It shows he truly cares about the job.

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They should turn this into a slasher horror movie, instead of a masked Jason Vorhees it's a bald 70 year old paunchy Boomer butchering limp wristed Zoomers.

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.

According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake

The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials

"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.

"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.

Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.

"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said

Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.