Elmer Martinez

[mil MASks @milMASks]

"Es algo tranquilo, tres cervezas nada más"

Yo, a las 2 am:

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

-Mijo para que quieres una troca?

Yo:

[🇲🇽 México Mágico ✨ @MexicoMagico]

🥵 Como cuando te pones los de gala porque todo puede pasar 🔥

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Ya empezó el festejo por el día de las madres 🍻

[Elmer Martinez @PMF_Elmer]

My check this week included my first raise, God is good 🙏🏼

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

no way 😭

[Elmer Martinez @PMF_Elmer]

The loudest person in the room
Is usually the weakest

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude makes street prostitutes laugh

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“If I get drunk take care of me “

My homies:

[Insta360 @insta360]

Just an average beautiful day in Italy 🇮🇹 ❤️
📸 @morollalessandro with Insta360 GO 3
📌 Costiera amalfitana

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When she surprises you with nudes while you’re at the gym & now you’re walking around with a boner

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The exact moment the penguin realised…

[Elmer Martinez @PMF_Elmer]

I been watching a lot of Vice lately…

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Cuando le muerdes a tu tamal y aún está caliente…

[toxic king @toxicking]

Her: let me see your cut

Me:

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Así me gustan grandotas pa que me carguen