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Door handles.

Why are they called handles?

What are they handling?

THEY'RE HIDING SECRETS FROM YOU

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everything is mainstream

...but @poprculture remains truthful...

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Jim has 3 letters.

EU has 2.

We add +1 for statistical error.

6.

Why does Directive 6 also contain the number 6?

Project Median has requested all six pages.

Big News has requested none.

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Stop wearing hats, they cover your third eye. They're made by the big news so you wouldn't see past their lies.

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BuzzFeed Lays Off 50% of Last Remaining Employee #BuzzFeed #layoff #business
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Peppa Pig shades Nicki Minaj in an interview with Pitchfork.

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-a researcher after studying depression
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Researchers Conclude Depression "Probably Not Worth Looking Into Anymore"
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An expert gives tips on how to survive election season bullshit:
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