Morris

Call a massage parlor

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

Sounds super gay to have a brother who is your best friend in the world and somehow you both make it to the NHL and somehow get a chance to play together. Obviously you don’t have a brother or a real brother I would do anything in the world to play on a team with my brothers and I’m talking men’s league hockey let alone the NHL. Playing a pro sport on the same team as your brothers for anyone who considers their brothers their best friends is the ultimate dream

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@UncleCliffy30 Watching a documentary late night and Uncle Cliffy popped up which made my day. I go back to find this pic and I can’t find it anywhere. I’m furious. Hail Mary go to his twitter and by chance mixed with luck here it is. Couldn’t say enough about what a nice genuine guy Cliff was

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@BillsBr0 @RobBanks_WYRK @BuffaloFood No disrespect to Lombardos because it is good but I’ve never seen something called out as better with six better things after it.

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@punditclass “I’m a 49 year old LOSERRRRR”

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@Outkick 1. The Wire
2. Seinfeld
3. Sopranos
4. Breaking Bad
5. Jackass

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@SneakyJoeSports

[Buffalo Bisons @BuffaloBisons]

What. A.💣!

[Matt Barkley @MattBarkley]

Love you Buffalo, it's been real ✌🏼

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Folks...2nd round of #TheMasters is coming to a close and all I can say is WOW!! A leaderboard unlike any other!! Rasmus Dahlin has literally birdied every hole to take a 7 shot lead into the weekend...but the real winner here is the city of Buffalo...look at that leaderboard!!

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@SamanthaJPell Should probably sit him in the press box for 3 games and let him see the game from a different perspective and learn/better himself #sabres #skinner

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@TedGoldbergTV I think I was Jeff Skinner in high school...not that good (meaning absolutely terrible compared to anyone)...got lucky at scoring (extremely occasional)....coach hated me (true)...always had fun (which annoyed most people)

[Taron Johnson @Taronj11]

Thankful 🙏🏽

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Without a doubt, one of the best to ever defend the net.

💥GAA - 2.20
💥SV% .922
💥81 shutouts
🏆6x Vezina Trophy winner
🏆2x Ted Lindsay Award winner
🏆3x William M. Jennings Trophy winner
🏆2x Hart Trophy winner
🏆2x Stanley Cup Champion

Happy birthday, Dominik Hasek. 🎉

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

Love my team best season of my life #BILLSMAFIA on to the next one

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@MickMcP53 There is always next year

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@jordiebarstool Left wing use the lip on the start of the boards after pulling around corner glass on backhand let puck slide between stick and feet and snap it to the opposite side of goalie either short side or far side

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@JRown32

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

Hopefully Dallas finally understands #nogoal #21yearsinthemaking

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@pseudobiznasty @SneakyJoeWGR

[Morris @PMcPerfect]

@Cous27 That room is a mini stick dream