Paul Michael

Leaving the lucrative field of public education for the lucrative field of stand up.

[Paul Michael @PMichaelComedy]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/lK4X1FRYLL

[Paul Michael @PMichaelComedy]

Ummm… what are the lessons in this Masterclass? Tell me in the comments! https://t.co/DVrv0uu0vV

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A house divided!!! https://t.co/OWcziv16jb

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Just posted a photo @ Stir Crazy Comedy Club https://t.co/eprdxmIC9U

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@ColossusNick I loved him in Princess Bride.

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@jenbegakis Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the work? That’s nobody’s business but the….. Greeks???

[Paul Michael @PMichaelComedy]

Just rock in’ my sexy neon vest during bus duty at work, and thinking about a new bit. What are your feelings on Brinner? Like breakfast for dinner? Comment below, I’m curious how many are fans of brinner. https://t.co/QhGNzr0gDI

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Gas masks are a girl’s best friend.

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@iUsedToBeADuck lol’ scooter crash

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@TitPostLeft The means of production

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Is my captioner working?

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Get that hall pass!

[Paul Michael @PMichaelComedy]

I’m getting old, or need to join a fundamentalist militant group of homebirthers.

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Pregame for the big show! Usually I post a shot of my beer and my set list, but no stylist tonight! It’s all in my ol’ noggin! https://t.co/AerGMg1PSf

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Get your tickets for tomorrow’s show! TBH, I feel bad crossing out everyone else’s faces. I’m sure they’re hilarious! 7pm only $10! TIX HERE: https://t.co/Ky6pAwArGV https://t.co/Ftv6vVNVuz

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Holy balls of steel, Batman! https://t.co/mC5NFCNe1I

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If I’m gonna drive a hearse it’s gonna be a jaguar E-type. It only transports dead midgets or people cut in half. https://t.co/q0nFLqFb20

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That’s how you handle a heckler! Way to go! I hope it wasn’t a crappy IPA, yuck! @Ariel_Comedy

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Here's the clip

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I was walking my dog, rehearsing my routine. I finally confirmed the neighbor’s assumptions that I’m crazy as I walked by ranting about how only bald kids get cancer. https://t.co/Iz4ZlAe9ss

[Paul Michael @PMichaelComedy]

Another night doing the comedy hustle! Getting ready for my contest on the 13th. Come out and laugh and vote for me! https://t.co/Ky6pAwjoEV https://t.co/CbGXY4AIaS