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i post occasionally.

subscribe to the thing in the thing pretty please.

for context: its a bit, i am rational. most everything here is satire.

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I looked into the peanut butter but for some reason there was a hole in the middle, which for one pissed me off cause what is my roommate doing with the pb?? And two, the hole has the void in it and the void stared back?? I'm terrified.

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

‘THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS’ creator Gooseworx passes the torch to Gaslight District.

“Now go support Gaslight District and let me die in peace.”

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[Avery Edison @aedison]

I told a Marvel focus group it would be fine with everyone if Spider-Man didn’t feel guilty about skimming a few grand off of a bank robbery every now and then so he could afford things like a new phone and DoorDash. They told me I understood Spider-Man better than anybody.

[Spaghettini @S_paghett_ini]

@vegeebs IF THEY SET THAT ANIME FREE IT'LL BE THE END OF ALL OF USSSS!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[AnimeTV チェーン @animetv_jp]

MAPPA Unveils Final Key Visual for Its 15th Anniversary Featuring JUJUTSU KAISEN

✨More: https://t.co/O0PQU8dH7N

[Old Experience @RandomMGSFan]

Giorno being incapable of crying and Gold Experience having permanent tear marks stained on its face is such a good design.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Talita Dospaço is my Wife @Lucayou7]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[Rain ☔ 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🦝 @spookygirlrain]

1) don't be a rapist monster and this movie isn't about you. that simple.

2) if you think taking away someone's autonomy and forcing yourself on them is fine, yes you deserve to be miserable and alone at the very least.

3) you know nothing of the female gaze. sooo many women would be attracted to someone who looks like Bear. in fact, in the movie there is another woman who has a huge crush on him. that's kinda the point. what women aren't attracted to is rapists or bitter little incel manchildren.

[vamp @coffindwellers]

i love when jax hits that annoyed face for like a millisecond mid emote because it’s like he’s gaining consciousness and is aware that he’s being forced to do this but then immediately goes back to being silly a moment later

[!~Mutant~! @Mut4nt87]

Wait this is an fire ass take ngl

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@spidergojou seems like youve got it figured out

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NO FUCKING WAY

[Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank]

HE DID IT

THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

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god forbid i find my significant other attractive

[mimi ᯓᢉ𐭩 @mimiipien]

ur bf will see u filthy smelly no makeup and bloated and he will go Aww u look so cute.... Why what is this phenomenon

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@faerygoffmother dude why you hate me

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@spidergojou "Little solace comes to those who grieve when thoughts keep drifting as walls keep shifting and this great blue world of ours seems a house of leaves moments before the wind" basically, if you try to examine or pin yourself down in any one way you'll miss the rest and itll shift

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

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@spidergojou dude then change. you're a house of leaves moments before the wind.