PNWfratting

Fratting through the rain, sleet, & snow since 1852. TFM
#GODUCKS #KCCO

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Going to need a big ass bottle of scotch, bottle of aspirin, and a very large breasted woman to take care of me after work today

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My boss basically forces me and the tournament staff to drink with him in the compound every night, I like him

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Fuck off nationals I just graduated you're not getting my money , I have beer to by and women to seduce.

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@RedneckkMiss @vonrobkin ya. Stands for a group of people who would rather die fighting than give up slaves! Not some made up country bs

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Thats ignant RT "@RedneckkMiss: I defend the Confederate Flag, and I'm a Northerner. Learn your fucking shit before you say it's "racist".

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Thirsty today

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@LawFirmChic #GODUCKS

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You know what, I'd still give the 'Ol long hard one to Sarah Silverman. Let her put her words where my dick is

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Extreme hornyness from sexting but being too tired to do anything about it #FirstWorldSexProblems

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Dang! @OregonChivette making #TwitterAfterDark unworthy for the others, #proudoregonian

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@Coastal_Life_ oatmeal raisin is the anti-cookie

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Works for a golf tournament, can't play golf #thanksOBAMA

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Anyone ever gotten laid from twitter? I need to know for.....#science

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I love my grandma but she parades me around like the guy who brings a stripper to his HS reunion

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Sweated like Chris Farley wearing a wool sweater in Africa while fix in that shutter today #ImSexy

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Fixed toilet & AC, vacuumed, now I'm grillin burgers, yes ladies I make house calls

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Dominating her in the bedroom, then dominating her father on the course. #TFM

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$72 ray bans? I'll take 12

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#TwitterAfterDark anyone?

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I am sooooo damn horny tonight. Girl I wanted to get with got too drunk and I had to take care of her. Gentleman>Sex I guess