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THE PLACE TO GET INFORMED ABOUT EVERYTHING THATS CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN UH... WAIT WHERE?... OH RIGHT, BOON COUNTY, WHATEVER DUDE THEY DONT PAY ME WHY AM I WRIT

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@POKINWITHMYFORK YURP 👍

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@OneWingedPlant BOON COUNTY RESIDENT GOES EVIL

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THIS WAS STEWPID

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THIS BIT SUCKS I THINK THIS WILL BE THE ONLY POST I'LL DO, HAVE A FUN APRIL FOOLS.

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@LucyOneCaster YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE CONVERTED INTO SOUP

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PATENT I HAD FOR MEWGENICS EXPIRED SO THIS IS A PAGE FOR NEWS ABOUT STEWS AND SOUPS AND STUFF.

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SORRY FOR NO NEWS TODAY, I AM NOT KIDDING I JUST WOKE UP I SLEPT 17 DAMN HOURS I FEEL LOBOTOMIZED

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@mewgenleaks MAYBE AN AWARD FOR BEST JOURNALIST IN THE COUNTY NOT A NOTIFICATION OF MY EXECUTION TOMORROW

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@sacredheart_q4 HE GOT IMPALED BY A MAMMOTH MOMENTS AFTER I HAD TO RUN

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@pepopacual

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@C800238314 THIS IS REAL, I WOULD NEVER DARE TO SPREAD MEWSINFORMATION.