Politico Penguin

Roaming around the Politico office. Probably endangered.

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@sarahkliff Nope.

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I'm in DC for one day and the US loses its credit rating. Can anyone hook a penguin up with a flight to Beijing? I think I'm on a roll here.

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Check out the new twitter handle found for Tails, our African penguin...@politicopenguin.

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I don't always waddle adorably through office lobbies, but when I do, I usually do it in the lobbies of sensationalistic political websites.

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Got a call from DCCC trying to recruit me to run for David Wu's seat in OR. They're offering salmon, but I dress too formally for Portland.

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@JEtterKrause Don't make this racial.

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@whsquirrels Are you busy tonight? I'd love to have you for dinner. #locavore

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@alexcguillen Oooh, intern knows how to get my good side. Is she available for doing some head shots? I pay in squid.

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While I'm in town, are there any White House State Dinners I can crash? I'm already dressed for the occasion.

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First pitch: "Global Warming: Will the Destruction of Antarctic Ecosystems will benefit the King Penguin's reelection?"

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Wow, these @Politico folks really like me. Any chance I can get a gig blogging Antarctic politics, or at least getting @BenPolitico coffee?

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@bradjshannon Whatever, only one of us got to be on TV today. Clearly I'm doing all right for myself.

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Any recommendations for penguin friendly food trucks? I'm craving some krill.

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@ByronTau I can confirm. Typing is hard, but the last thing I'd do, as a South Pole native, is ask for help from a Canadian.

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Any chance I can get a shout-out in PlayBook, @MikeAllen? When I get home, I'm expecting to sit on an egg for a couple of months.

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@sethdmichaels Took me a minute. Hard to tweet without, ya know, fingers.