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Pleasurably disco

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When I die I want my head to be shaved and for all of my hair to be mailed to Pitbull in a Ziploc bag so he knows I bested him one last time

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@DrWonderComics No, we've moved to a new location at 19 East Railroad Avenue in Jamesburg, New Jersey. We hope you'll consider visiting us there!

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Mathematicians be like: "mmm yes time to get my eule changed"

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Nathan Tealder

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Applebee's waiter:"I'm sorry sir we're all out of the apples today"

*Loud ominous buzzing sound*

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I actually knew Will Smith was problematic years ago when he hid that shark from the rest of his fish community

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Never kill yourself.

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@DrWonderComics Do you guys have the Pting Funko Pop? #SearchingForTheOne

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@DrWonderComics All I know is that I know nothing
- Scrotities

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@DrWonderComics Hey don't look at me like that man

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@DrWonderComics @RuPaul This one was a sleeper tbh

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I'm thinking of becoming a telegraph operator. No one is doing it anymore, so it's something of an untapped market.

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Freaky Spongmonkeys be like: "we love the doms!"

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Cataracts are just eyes without the tittle

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One of these days I'm gonna push the pork

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Life is a highway and brother, I'm riding a vespa

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String Theory is God and harps are sin.

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If I was president, I would give all the homeless people weighted blankets and Lucky Charms™.

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*Walks into guitar store*

"I'll have just the regular amount of Paul"

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Do you think if the economy collapses The Disney Corporation could bail us out J.P. Morgan style if we agree to make all the members of Congress wear Mickey Mouse hats?