There is no truth to the rumors that @elonmusk is purchasing POOPTRONICS Media. We would never entertain offers from a known eater of dog poo. #MuskGotBooed
Pooptronics is proud to announce new Strawberry infused cubes. A delicious artificial Strawberry flavor surrounded by a cube. Yum! Get yours today! #FoodCubes
Despite the rantings of one madman we DECLARE That Food Cubes DO NOT TURN PEOPLE ZOMBIE. They are delicious and also chocked full of various things. Accept the future and get CUBED. #FoodCubes#GetCubed
Pooptronics Brand Food Cubes are 100 percent safe and DO NOT turn you zombie. We can guarantee that anyone who has turned zombie had pre-existing issues that had ZERO to do with Food Cubes.
We recommend you eat more Cubes just to be safe.
#FoodCubes
Behold a delicious plate of Food Cubes. Perfect for a day watching American Football. Food Cubes do not cause Zombie-ism or nausea despite the lies of @IseeRobots He has been driven off the airwaves and we for one are happy! #FoodCubes#RIPIseeRobots
@marcallie @ISeeRobots@StephenKing@bernardmalamud Marc, we can double whatever Dew is offering you (whatever Dew even is) A Carton of Food Cubes Soda is on route to your home. Please include them in your next tale of retro/sci-fi adventures. You may also mention them on your football program. Do (Dew) so.