jesse pinkma'am

[alexa @vampirrria]

I’m tired of everyone dying except evil people !!!!

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

There are So many people out there that Need to Die and Dolly Parton was Not one of Them

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

rest in peace john steinbeck you would have hated chatgpt

[mars @gremlinmulder]

today

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

not the best Monday in history but not the worst!!!

[jesse pinkma'am @POOuber]

Watched the movie that Chat Pile made the soundtrack for and it was one of the worst movies I have ever seen

[jesse pinkma'am @POOuber]

New phoebe grew on me tbh

[jesse pinkma'am @POOuber]

he's so me

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

meeping in a meeting

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

They're calling it The Summer that Did Not Happen

[em @exemmaa]

fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you

[ant @8antx]

everybody "quirky" and "weird" until they meet a real retarded bitch like me

[aux divine @6bvdmon9]

went to bed at 2am - logged into teams at 6am

[vi @vimentality7]

Why do all people with POTS like Renaissance faires

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Working retail or driving a car really does open your eyes to the fact that most people are sub-sentient biosludge

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

It costs $200 to go outside, you’re surveilled the entire time and everyone you meet has this post-Covid social autism where talking to them feels like trying to communicate with a robotic alien and there’s a palpable layer of suspicion around everything

[table @munchinthesun]

Guys whos only read The Road

[Sheon Han @sheonhan]

I was reading Steinbeck's East of Eden and found a 2008 Walgreens receipt on which someone copied out the passage:
"A man, after he has brushed off the dust and chips of his life, will have left only the hard, clean questions: Was it good or was it evil? Have I done well—or ill?"