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retired veteran. certified girldad.

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not new account, not new to rp
like ＆ ↻ rt to be mutuals
https://t.co/FlLbDNmGKQ

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@siraulongpogi that’s pretty cool, your family giving back to the community. is it okay if i bring some of my extra produce to donate? or is it just like a family thing?

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short intro: i’m just a dad who occasionally tells dad jokes, but knows gen-z terms like doomscrolling and aura farming. i’m an average cook and do gardening on the side. here’s a video of me copying influencers on tiktok to hopefully persuade you to be my mutual.

[hîv. @sorrrowfull]

Ireland, (2014)

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@siraulongpogi oh, i think i’ve heard of that. i didn’t know that you owned the farm. a nice lady from the market actually shared that with me, but i forgot to ask where. i’ll definitely come and visit this week, along with my daughter. hope i see you there?

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@siraulongpogi hey, thanks! and yeah, we just moved in a few months ago so we’re still settling in. see you around, fonsi. :)

[misia @skiepek69]

the creature that im currently pet sitting 😭 dawg

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@siraulongpogi sorry, i’m just making do of the translate feature but yeah! as a matter of fact, i actually live there along with my daughter. finally, someone who lives in the same city!

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@godsbeau yeah, it’s like her most favorite thing in the world right now. how ‘bout you, kai—are you a fan of flowers?

and ah, interesting. just searched it up and it sounds pretty cool. why this specific book, though? are fantasy novels more up your alley?

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@Iiaisoned THE reese not being able to live up to my kid’s expectations? i highly doubt that. she adores you wholeheartedly. i won’t be surprised if she ends up loving you more than me once we visit. and yes, she LOVES it. she always asks me to watch barbie movies with her.

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ʿ @𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 has posted .ᐟ ʾ
——09/21/2026

❛ sundays are especially reserved to buying whatever my daughter wants, and that includes flowers. ❜

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@godsbeau that’s very sweet of you. she’ll probably dream of running through a flower field, haha. well, you know us adults—gotta have our own screentime, lol. what book were you reading, if i may ask?

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@godsbeau well, feel free to add me to that list because i’ll be annoying you from tonight on. ah, it’s been peaceful lately. just now, i’ve put my daughter to sleep. i’m also in the process of finishing chores so i can, as the kids call it—doomscroll. how ‘bout you? anything going on?

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@siraulongpogi oh.. i forgot to edit that but, err.. with food, or maybe groceries? 🤲

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@godsbeau it’s actually one of my favorite words now, very creative. anyways, hi kai! hope you don’t mind me bothering you from time to time. 👋

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@Iiaisoned 🤨

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@DiscussingFilm OH.

[ُ @grnte]

evil is evil. lesser, greater, middling, it makes no difference.

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funniest tweet i’ve seen all week.

[Erik Palmer @erikpalmer3000]

He hecho un bizcocho con toda mi ilusión y le ha salido un puto ojete