Darrel Hussien Issa

Elected by Americans, owned by Coke

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

The Dem ticket is comprised of the 2026 losers - 2 years changes nothing and 2 losers don’t make a winner!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Don’t be shocked when you see Baelish losing stuff, he lost his mind so long ago everything was bound to follow!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Why are people using twitter for actual serious shit? Pick a fight, make a dumb joke and accept bribes from the coke brothers!!!!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

The greatest ticket to never happen😍

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

@SenEastwood @senFelixBaelish I see no reason why not

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Lmao guys there’s this big red button on my desk, should I click it and find out what it does?

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Very disappointed you’d make something up to perpetuate the victimhood personality you’ve made for yourself!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Very disappointed you’d buy coke knowing what the coke brother do!

[Felix Martin Baelish @senFelixBaelish]

They’re watching...

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Very disappointed with all the lies people tell, my three year old son even went up to me and said “papa, why do people spread misinformation in desperate attempts to control public perception and advance their crooked political agendas?” And I didn’t even know what to say😪

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Your failed reforms and lacklustre initiatives haven’t done anything for your people - you’re a no good do nothing democrat and the people of the north east are fed up!

[Felix Martin Baelish @senFelixBaelish]

I think of my constituents every day I go into the office. I have fought for reforms that will stabilize the livelihoods of countless Northeasterners, many of these reforms have side effects that will help the environment, or help grow our economy! #failureissa

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

No I have a nation to go attend to, as President of the USA!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Says the man who was a REPUBLICAN while chair of the DEMOCRATS!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

I was busy looking for the #MoneyTree to fund your COMMIE reforms!

[Felix Martin Baelish @senFelixBaelish]

Where was @POTUSIssa when my keys went missing? Should have declared a NATIONAL STATE OF EMERGENCY! Very disappointed in our POTUS tonight. Learn to lead, or go home!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Failed Presidential candidate Reynolds and his war on this administration shall not be allowed to continue. You lost libtard #GetOverIt

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Approval ratings are code words for establishment shillling - even then you couldn’t even match my approval rating in your race against Blaine!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

At least I am President!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Don’t you mean from your social housing?

[TPON Kingston @RepKingston]

Hey @POTUSIssa I can see 2020 from my house! Looks WHITE to me! Maybe you should move!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

It’s all called the USA not the USSA!

[TPON Kingston @RepKingston]

@POTUSIssa As the true president puts it, it's called the WHITE house, Issa go home!

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Kingston is a freshman rep with the reading level of a 4th grader - I’d call him an imbecile but I don’t even think he understands what that means!

[TPON Kingston @RepKingston]

@POTUSIssa is a phony president! All garnish no meat! Get a budget passed and then we'll talk #INSANEISSA

[Darrel Hussien Issa @POTUSIssa]

Criminal Smith is a joke and a betrayal to Texans - his modern day communism won’t win out!