carolina

equal opportunity hater | VT alum | opinions are not my own if you see this please help | 👨🏻‍🦲🚫 | she/her

[carolina @POTUSXLIX]

Skewing poll results by being fully concussed while answering

[tate @octatate]

the mold in my owala is making me evil

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Nazis always try to swarm and outnumber us because this is what they look like one on one.

Nazis are, to the last man, fucking cowards. Their obsession with strongmen stems from their crippling fear of inadequacy.

Cut one off from the herd and they shit themselves, everytime.

[carolina @POTUSXLIX]

#freeellen

[carolina @POTUSXLIX]

PLEASE

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A new study has shown that Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication

The University of Arkansas found that urban raccoons have smaller snouts, a sign of domestication syndrome

[Adam @AdameMedia]

“The world will see Jews living in peace under a Muslim just like they did in Palestine before the Zionists came.

And then they will understand that it’s Zionism that is the problem”

— A Jewish voter in New York

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, something everyone was capable of doing until the day before yesterday, I think less of you as a person. Surrendering your mental abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and you should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[carolina @POTUSXLIX]

At the bar and they're discussing the shingles vaccine, I've found my spot

[🌊 NirvanaM1nd 🌊 @NirvanaM1nd]

And fuck anyone who says otherwise

[carolina @POTUSXLIX]

You either die a rage baiter or live long enough to see yourself become a rage baited

[carolina @POTUSXLIX]

Forgot I tweeted this and was like damn that sandwich looks good af

[carolina @POTUSXLIX]

Not to be that guy that's like "look at the sandwich I made for lunch" but look at the sandwich I made for lunch

[carolina @POTUSXLIX]

Not to be that guy that's like "look at the sandwich I made for lunch" but look at the sandwich I made for lunch

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

College Tuition for Israelis is only 2000 a year, and they have universal health care that covers abortions, therapy, fertility treatments, surgery, etc.

But they just cut medicaid here.

[Elena Saavedra Buckley @elenasb_]

Satisfying to eat a Nerds Gummy Cluster, think it's the best candy to come out in a while, then do a little research and find out that the guy who invented them just received a huge candy industry "impact" award for them. Reality is out there, and it can be shared.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Ma 2’ is in the works.

Octavia Spencer will reprise her role.