I am a longtime fan of University of Richmond basketball for the simple fact that their jersey text being in uppercase makes them look like they are yelling “SPIDERS!” at spiders just out of frame.
"I thought for sure we would win. I know I am biased but after the season we had and me not wearing anything red, I figured it was locked in! I guess listening to “Bang the Drum” by Todd Rundgren every morning just wasn’t enough.”
#NFL#Packers#AaronRodgers#NFLPlayoffs
I thought playing NBA 2K18 on my PlayStation 4 would be fairly easy on my mental health, but then I get super self conscious every time the announcers make judgy comments about my team’s shitty 3 point shooting percentage.
"The Bette Midler Uncle Ike’s Taco Time Ace Hardware Ivar’s Starbucks Budweiser Holiday Daffodil Bowl Presented By the Costco Food Court sign suddenly fell to the ground, crushing fans who had gathered to see the Evergreen Geoducks take on the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs"
"Most likely the match was part of a $115 Pay-Per-View event on an unknown Roku channel called “Foobi” or “TunezStar” and featured three hours of sweaty randos beating up on each other, followed by three minutes of Jake Paul clobbering an old woman."
#PaulWoodley#boxing