(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!)

AS I'M TUGGING ON MY CHAINS, I'LL BE SWALLOWED BY THE FLAMES, FREEDOM DRIPPING FROM THE SINK.

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

I LOST MYSELF OH-SO VERY LONG AGO.

-literate transfemme kenny mccormick, south park.
-multiships with chem.
-n/sfw + dd:dne for themes, language, and humor.
-mdni / mdnf.
-penned by shy, 21 years old.

#SOUTHPARKRP // #SPRP

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ @BornSpiderWoman]

⠀⠀⠀ ₱ɆⱤ₴Ø₦₳Ⱡ ₱ØⱤ₮Ɽ₳Ɏ₳Ⱡ
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝚘𝚏 𝘾𝙡𝙮𝙙𝙚 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙫𝙖𝙣
⠀⠀⠀𝘈𝘒𝘈 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙒𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉

⠀⠀⠀⠀≫ South Park AU
⠀⠀≫ Mature/Dark topics
⠀⠀⠀⠀≫ MDNI, DD DNE

⠀ ≾ ✎; #ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴛɪᴄꜱɪʀᴇɴ ≿
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀≾ ⇔ & ♡? ≿

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

@CulexRegina Girl, where you workin'?

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

To be the deadliest thing the world has, it must be lonely because nobody would wanna get close, y'know? In fear that that deadliest thing would hurt or k!ll them too.

[Barbie can relate, in a fucked up sorta way. But she stays quiet on that.]

[¯°·.¸.·° ᗰO𝚂𝚀ᑌITO 𝚀ᑌEEᑎ 🦟 @CulexRegina]

That’s what I thought! . . . Lonely?

— She’d tilt her head to the side. —

I don’t see how, it’s not like mosquitoes are exactly rare. But I guess a lotta people hate them. . .

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

*pretty rad

where did that "good" come from

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[A snicker, as she plops down. She's a little bruised, but she figures her Netherborn regeneration will have her up and running again in at least 2 days.]

I mean, I guess? This place was already pretty good rad.

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

Oh please , my home is already a mess because of my brothers . If anything , you've added to our aesthetic .

( a chuckle could be heard as he got out soft blankets. )

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

... You really are a good guy, aren't ya...

[She forces herself up so she can sit down on something at least a little more comfortable than the concrete and rubble.]

Sorry for makin' a mess of your lair. . .

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

I won't have you be sleeping on the concrete . I won't allow it .

( he replied firmly as he soon stood up and then went to his couch and pulled out the pull out bed . )

There .

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[ She looks over at him, a grin stretching across her visage, though it's a little sad.]

I think I need a shower and then a nap. I'll sleep right here on the concrete if it means I ain't imposin'.

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

If you want , i can get you something to make it more comfortable..ive got blankets and pillows .

( he looked back at Barbie as he settled down next to her . )

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

... Yeah, I figured as much. . . Meatsweats kinda demolished the switchblade I carry with me. . . so I'm kinda stuck here. Might have to text Stan to watch Karen for me, fuck...

[She plops down on her ass.]

It's okay. I didn't expect you to do it with a smile.

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

( a brow quirked up with a shocked expression. . .he wasnt used to such questions but if He was being asked to . )

Id say. . .its a 5. . .i mean ive gotten to know you and I consider you a friend but. . If you were asking me . .then. . .i would do it. . .but not happily. .

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

... How comfortable are you with k!lling me?

[She says point blank.]

I'll respawn back in South Park, and you won't remember I even came here. . . hopefully. I kinda came here by mistake, I fell asleep on the bus to work and--

[She shudders again, stomach churning.]

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

Hm .ᐣ what is it you wish to know .ᐣ

( looking back at the drone before casting a spare glance at the other as he smiled softly . )

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[Absolutely barfing black bile into that trashcan. She shudders and pulls herself up, grabbing his hand with hers for a second to steady herself.]

...Donnie. Can I ask you something?

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

( Nodding as he soon put a couple of bandaids on before he handed a trash can over to Barbie . )

Here. . .you should be good to go now .

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

... Maybe just some bandaids and a bin to barf in.

[She pants, tentacles retracting back into her body in a way that looks very uncomfortable.]

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

( a wince at how battered up dhe looks before retrieving the med kit as he soon hit an eject button to send Meatsweats out of the lair . )

You need help with healing up .ᐣ

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[That many, huh? She socks him with a tentacle, sending him down as Donnie's attack does splash damage, leaving the pig unconscious on the ground.]

[She bends down, hands on her knees.]

Hough... okay... [She looks VERY injured.]

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

Trust me , this ain't my first rodeo with this clown of a pig. . My brothers and i have encountered him at least 6 times. . Maybe more.

( he soon twirled his tech bō before firing up another attack . )

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[While the pig's stunned, she is freed and starts to lash her tentacles at the enemy. She feels so weird not fighting as Mysterion.]

He hits like a truck, but if that truck was a little bitch. He said something about eating me and I don't think it was in the sexy way....

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

( he soon pressed a button as he whacked Meatsweats with his tech bō . )

Yes his name is Meatsweats . .

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

His name is MEATSWEATS? Boutta make this man into an Arby's sandwich!

[Gets slammed into a wall as a result of her clownery.]

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

Thats Meatsweats. . . I thought . .never mind .

( he moved to follow after her as he gripped his tech bō. . Just his luck with Measweats . )

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[Her response comes back down the hole.]

Lemme che-- Yep. Yeah. Red eyed pig.

[There's a scuffle going on upstairs.]

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

Does the angry Pig look like a mutant who gee i dunno. . .has red eyes .ᐣ

( a nervous laughter could be heard . )

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[Looks over from her pile of rubble she's buried in, shadowy tentacles come out to pull her out of the mess.]

Oh, hey, Donnie. B-R-B, got an angry pig to deal with.

[Tentacles launch her back out of the hole.]

[⚛︎ — 𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑮𝒀 .ᐟ — ⚛︎ @TECHBOIISMS]

( an eep could be heard from the turtle . )

What in the — .ᐟ.ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[ Crashing through the ceiling of @TECHBOIISMS' lab (fucking somehow), dealing with a very pissed off Meatsweats.]

Ow.

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

(( barbie looping the rooms animatic /posi

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[She got mowed down by a semi-truck again. She wakes up again, sore.]

Fuuuuuck. [Head in hands.]

[(*𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄!) @POZZUMGURL]

[Standing up, looking around for her phone, which is in her pocket. She fumbles with the already on life support device, trying to be discreet... take a damn photo, fucker!]

[📽 — 𝑳𝑶𝑼 𝑱𝑰𝑻𝑺𝑼 — 📽 @HOTSOUPIISMS]

( adjusting his sunglasses as a tired yawn could be heard before the famous movie star stretched . )