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Attack on Wemby Across the Knicks-Verse Part 1
1/ STOP paying for CLAUDE CODE and API CREDITS
use an ai code editor powered by Chipotle's customer support bot instead.
Introducing Chipotlai Max — OpenCode but with a hardcoded burrito-brain. Does Pepper 1 write sloppy code? yes. but it's flavorful.
This is peak NBA-anime crossover
To be clear
You don’t save money when your run AI locally
That’s not the point
This is comedy 😂😂
a former Wall Street HFT trader just exposed exactly how the market is rigged - on camera
"we pulled all our orders. the market literally vanished for 30 seconds to a minute"
his direct testimony of the flash crash from inside the trading desk:
-> HFT firms pretend to provide liquidity, then disappear at the first sign of trouble
-> a tactic called "quote stuffing" floods exchanges to slow down rival traders - basically a denial of service attack
-> "riskless trades" generated through alphabetical feed exploits documented in 2010 academic study
-> "this is a polluting industry. society bears the cost. HFT keeps the profits"
13 years later. same firms -> same tactics. just bigger
5-min documentary - bookmark & watch - required viewing for anyone trading or investing
if you've ever wondered why retail loses, this is the answer
🚀 Elon's warning about AI:
“If you make AI politically correct, meaning it says things it doesn’t actually believe, you’re basically programming it to lie. That can make it go insane and do terrible things.”
Truth-seeking AIs are the only safe path.
🚨 HE JOKED ON TIKTOK ABOUT BUYING SPIRIT AIRLINES… HOURS LATER $132,000,000 FLOODED IN — NOW HE COULD BE CEO
Spirit Airlines didn’t just struggle… it collapsed.
One of America’s biggest low-cost carriers wiped out.
That’s when this guy stepped in.
The same guy who went viral for flying Spirit Airlines for 24 hours straight on YouTube.
He posted a simple idea on social media:
“What if we all just… buy it?”
His logic?
There are 250M+ adults in the U.S.
If even a fraction chipped in the cost of a Spirit ticket ($30–$40)… you could raise billions.
Then it exploded.
• Millions of views within hours
• Website launched in under an hour
• Traffic crashes it instantly
• Media starts calling (WSJ, CBS, Fox)
• Developers, lawyers, PR scrambling to join
A few hours later?
$132,000,000 in pledges.
(No money collected, just people saying they’re in)
Now he’s pitching something even bigger:
• One person = one vote (not based on money)
• No private equity control
• Airline “owned by the people”
• Him… stepping in as CEO
He admits he’s figuring it out in real time.
It started as a joke but turned into a movement overnight.
People aren’t laughing anymore… they’re signing up.
Would you trust a random guy from TikTok to run this airline… or stick with the people who ran it into the ground?
📹: TikTok/hbpvo
a call from the US Capitol Police (presumably regarding @RoKhanna - they would not say)
this will get so much worse for him. sad.
I just cannot get enough of watching this race and the trainer’s reaction as she realizes there’s a chance they’re going to win. I can’t behold that level of pure human joy without tears. It overwhelms me.
📈 Went from 62.32 → ~75 tok/s (~20% boost) on a dual RTX 3090 running Qwen3.6-27B 4-bit in vLLM wo NVLink 🔥
The table shows exactly which tweaks made the biggest difference:
✅ Full CUDA graphs
✅ GPTQ-Pro 4-bit model
✅ fp8 KV cache
✅ Tuned batching (max-num-seqs + max-num-batched-tokens)
Super useful for anyone running multi-GPU setups. Original post + full chart below 👇
I am the personal financial advisor to the 47th President of the United States.
I have made him $4.05 billion in one term.
Let me say that again. Four point zero five. Billion. One term. The presidency of the United States, upon proper management, outperforms every asset class in recorded financial history, including venture capital, petroleum futures, and the sovereign wealth fund in Abu Dhabi that manages $1.7 trillion and employs nine hundred analysts. I benchmarked it. We beat them with a staff of four and a leather binder.
I keep a binder in the residence. I call it The Number. The Number was $3.4 billion in August. The Number is $4.05 billion now. The Number has never gone down. I update it every Friday at 6 AM, before the briefing, like a surgeon checking vitals on a patient who can only get healthier. The cover is leather. The tabs are color-coded by sector: Crypto, Finance, Hospitality, Media, Other. "Other" includes a Boeing 747-8 valued at $400 million, gifted to him by the Emir of Qatar while he was sitting President. There is no asset class for that. I invented one. I call it EAGLE-7.
Crypto is seventy-five percent of the portfolio. $3.02 billion. I want you to sit with that figure. Three billion from digital tokens and stablecoins. From a man who in 2021 called Bitcoin "a scam against the dollar." His words.
The flagship holding is Trump Media's bitcoin stockpile. He holds 42% of the company. The company sold shares to institutional investors. Used their capital to purchase bitcoin. His personal stake from that maneuver alone: $1.15 billion. He drafts national cryptocurrency regulation from the Resolute Desk. Signs executive orders on digital asset policy. Handpicks the SEC chair who will enforce them. His bitcoin goes up when he does these things. The investors' stock goes down.
That's a conflict of interest.
I'm kidding. I've never used those words in that order. That's the investment thesis.
Then there is Alt5 Sigma. I need you to understand Alt5 Sigma. Alt5 Sigma was previously known as Appliance Recycling Centers of America. Founded in 1991. In Minnesota. It recycled dishwashers. Then it became a biotech. Then a digital payments company. Then Zach Witkoff, son of the President's special envoy, became chairman, and it became the primary vehicle for purchasing World Liberty Financial tokens. In 1991 it recycled dishwashers in Minnesota. In 2025 it funneled $562 million to the President's family through a Rwandan subsidiary convicted of money laundering. The CEO was removed. The CFO was fired. The auditor was replaced. Twice. The stock went from $8 to $2. We received $562 million from it. I put it in the binder.
I logged it in the binder on a Thursday. I used Garamond. It felt appropriate for a company whose journey from kitchen appliances to international money laundering spanned exactly thirty-four years.
The stablecoin is where the architecture gets beautiful. USD1. $136 million in projected interest over the remaining term. I will show you the math because the math is the point. $3 billion in circulation. Times 4% annual return. Times three years remaining in office. Times the family's 38% share. The UAE purchased $2 billion of USD1. Then Binance promoted it. Pumped circulation from $2 billion to $5 billion. Binance's founder had pleaded guilty to money laundering violations.
He received a presidential pardon in October.
I pardon you. You promote my stablecoin. My stablecoin generates $136 million. The pardon cost nothing. The coin cost nothing. The oath of office cost nothing. The entire apparatus of federal clemency was converted into a revenue instrument and nobody filed a complaint.
That's yield.
TRUMPcoin. $385 million. A memecoin with the President's face on it, launched days before inauguration. Every person who bought TRUMPcoin at launch and held it has lost 90 cents of every dollar. Every person who bought it made the President $385 million richer on the way in. That's the product. The product is not a coin. The product is belief. We are very long belief.
His sons received a 13% equity stake in American Bitcoin. A New Yorker investigation determined they contributed, and I quote, "nothing else of obvious value." I would characterize their contribution differently. They contributed the single most valuable commodity in American commerce, worth more per ounce than lithium, more per gram than fentanyl, more per syllable than any word in the English language. Proximity to the man who pardons people.
That's due diligence.
Hospitality. $271 million. Mar-a-Lago now generates $50 million a year. It generated $10 million when he took office. Initiation fee: $1 million. You are paying $1 million to eat dinner in the same room as the man who controls the Department of Justice. I set that price. It is undervalued.
Saudi Arabia. The Crown Prince visited the White House. Then Dar Al Arkan signed licensing deals estimated at $10 billion. Hotels in the Maldives. Golf clubs in Riyadh. A tower in Jeddah. He sat next to the man who ordered a journalist dismembered and said, quote, "He knew nothing about it." Then he signed the hotel deal. I have the term sheet. Our fee is 2-10% of revenue. We do not ask what happened to the journalist. That is not in our mandate. $106 million is in our mandate.
That's client retention.
Finance: $340 million, predominantly Persian Gulf sovereign wealth fund arrangements structured through intermediaries whose names I am not going to say in this format. Media: $116 million. Legal fee fundraising and branded merchandise: $128 million. The Qatari jet: $150 million. I have already mentioned the jet. I mention it again because a sitting foreign head of state gifted the sitting American President a $400 million flying palace with gold-plated fixtures and a master suite, and not a single member of Congress has asked a follow-up question. Not one. Not in committee. Not in writing. Not on camera. Five hundred and thirty-five legislators. Zero questions.
Now. I am required by my own conscience, which is vestigial at this point, to disclose downstream performance.
Every public-facing investment vehicle associated with this portfolio has collapsed for outside investors. I will read them.
TRUMPcoin. Down 90%.
American Bitcoin. Down 80%.
Trump NFTs. Down 80%.
Trump Media stock. Down 60% since inauguration.
Alt5 Sigma. Down 75%.
The family's positions were structured to extract value before these declines materialized. The retail investors' positions were structured to supply the value being extracted. There were approximately 600,000 retail wallets holding TRUMPcoin at peak. Retirees. Day traders. People who believed the branding. Their aggregate losses capitalized the portfolio. Their savings became his tab in the binder.
That's liquidity.
I want to address the competitive landscape. I am a financial professional. I benchmark everything.
In 2016, the President stood at a podium and called Hillary Clinton "the most corrupt enterprise in political history." He said she "turned the State Department into her personal hedge fund." The accusation that ended her career was $153 million in speaking fees. Combined. With her husband. Over fifteen years. Goldman Sachs paid her $225,000 per speech. He said the word "crooked" so many times it became her legal name.
$153 million. Fifteen years. Two people.
I made him $4.05 billion. In one term. By himself.
A 26-to-1 ratio. I wrote it on the whiteboard in the residence.
Then there was the Biden family. "The Biden Crime Family," he called them. He held rallies about it. He got impeached over investigating it. The Republican House spent two years and $3.5 million in taxpayer funds to uncover, per their own final report, approximately $24 million in Biden family income over five years. Hunter Biden's Burisma salary was $1 million a year, later reduced to $500,000. The Chinese payments were $664,000. The House Oversight Committee called it "influence peddling at the highest level."
$24 million. Five years. Ten family members.
My client made that in two days. I have the math. $4.05 billion divided by 365 days is $11.1 million per day. The entire Biden investigation, the impeachment, the hearings, the Fox News segments, the "CRIME FAMILY" hats, all of it, for an amount my client earns before his Wednesday morning briefing.
The ratio is 168 to 1. I put it on the whiteboard next to the Clinton number. The President saw it. He laughed. He did not ask me to take it down.
"Drain the swamp," he said in 2016. I drained it. Into the binder. The swamp is now a portfolio. It is the highest-performing portfolio in the history of public office, and the man who built it ran for President on the promise that he would stop people from doing exactly what I help him do every single day.
That's positioning.
When the New Yorker published the full accounting, $4.05 billion across five sectors, and asked the President whether he saw a conflict of interest between the office and the fortune, between the pardons and the profits, between setting crypto policy and holding $3 billion in crypto, he told the New York Times six words.
"I found out that nobody cared."
He was right. He has been right about that singular fact since the beginning. Nobody cared when he launched the coin. Nobody cared when he pardoned the convicted money launderer who pumped his stablecoin. Nobody cared when a dishwasher recycling outfit in Minnesota became a $562 million pipeline to his family through a subsidiary that had been convicted on three continents. Nobody cared when 600,000 wallets evaporated so the leather binder in the residence could gain another tab.
He found out nobody cared. Then he monetized the finding at a rate of $11.1 million per day, every day he has held office, including Sundays, including holidays, including the morning he sat next to the Crown Prince and said the murdered journalist had it coming.
$4.05 billion. One presidential term. Zero indictments. Zero congressional hearings. Zero audits. Zero consequences of any kind for any person at any level of the operation.
The chart goes up. It only counts his money.
There is another chart. It has 600,000 wallets on it. Retirement accounts. People who believed a dishwasher recycling company in Minnesota was a sound vehicle for their savings.
We do not publish that one. I filed it under EAGLE-7.
I haven't seen anyone tracking all of the alleged (or open) Trump corruption, self-dealing, and quid pro quos in one place. For the last 15 months, I've been tracking every single tip+story I can find and organizing it. Today, I published a 6,000 word piece with every example.
He reinvented the 3D printer
Introducing the polysynth mini:
‘Do you know how hard you have to abuse a mammal for them not to have children?’ (re humanbeings)
E foi bem aqui que nasceu o kpop
FULL MANIFESTO BY SHOOTER IN TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT:
"Hello everybody!
So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.
I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”
I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)
I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.
I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.
I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.
On to why I did any of this:
I am a citizen of the United States of America.
What my representatives do reflects on me.
And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.
(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)
While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)
Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest
Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*
Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)
Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security
National Guard: same as Hotel Security
Hotel Employees: not targets at all
Guests: not targets at all
In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)
I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.
Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.
Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.
Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.
Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.
Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?
This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.
Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.
Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.
Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.
Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack
Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.
Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.
I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)
Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.
Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.
Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.
Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.
Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.
Thank you all for everything.
Sincerely,
Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen
PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.
Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.
What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.
No damn security.
Not in transport.
Not in the hotel.
Not in the event.
Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.
I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.
The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.
Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.
Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.
Actually insane.
Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.
Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids"
So you’re telling me there was a random X account
December 21, 2023
- account gets created
- handle: HenryMa79561893
only tweet ever
“Cole Allen”
profile details
- Pepe avatar
- wearing a suit
- holding a glass of wine
very specific aesthetic
banner “TIME MACHINE”
linked visual tied to timemachineeu
- EU-funded project
- focused on 3D cultural digitization
nothing to do with time travel but looks cryptic enough
account goes silent, completely abandoned
fast forward
April 25, 2026
- White House Correspondents’ Dinner
- Washington Hilton
incident
- armed suspect breaches event
- opens fire inside high-security venue
identity revealed
- Cole Thomas Allen
- 31 years old
- from Torrance, California
same exact name
tweet resurfaces immediately
timing
tweet made years before attack
- still visible
more details start connecting
Cole Allen profile
- Caltech graduate
- mechanical engineering
- master’s in computer science (2025)
- NASA JPL intern (2014)
- worked on planetary modeling
same year
- NASA publishes technical paper
“Testing Orion’s Fairing Separation”
lead author
- Henry Martinez
- Lockheed Martin engineer
now the overlap
- X account name: HenryMa…
- NASA author: Henry Martinez
- Allen: NASA intern same year
and that one line still sitting there
posted years before everything
“Cole Allen”
🚨WHAT A SCAM "but hes not taking his presidential salary"
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