Paul Patzer

Chivalry's not dead, but I do have my limits.

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Reminder: J.B. Pritzker is the product of an alternate universe where Kent Dorfman pledged Omega.

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@TedRall What it is, is a good start.

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@AlastorCorvo13 @ShamashAran Rule of threes.

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@Linda__Stevens @davenewworld_2 Fuck you for trying to play the J card. Jesus would tell her to obey the law.

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@KurtSchlichter Those Commie fuckwits are still in business?

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@therobbieharvey That is not racism- it's realism.

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@RoKhanna "Working families" earn their own money. What you pandering assholes are proposing is a giveaway to unproductive moochers.

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@LoEl81 It's not a lack of awareness. It's a lack of giving a shit.

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@DailyCaller Dead murderers are my favorite murderers.

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@mowoodier I'm pretty sure there's a mons Venus joke waiting to be formulated here.

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@BoSnerdley Why the long face?

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@DahliaKurtz @GooGwaba What in the hell was she thinking?

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@3YearLetterman Tossoff was right there.

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@BrunusCutis @mowoodier Ausgezeichnet!

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@neoavatara "Dr. Livingstone where are you, when we need you the most? We're all that's ivory on the Ivory Coast!"

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@Andercot A white guy with his credentials would be teaching at a community College in Kansas.

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@adamcarolla 100% of the tax increases "for the children" go to support non-productive administrative parasites.

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@DekkerJordan @bennyjohnson This is an OLD war. To quote CSNY: "Should have been done long ago."

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@DissentFu You make poor choices.

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@FrankCalabrese Sigchoke.

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@WeWill2026 Fuck off, commie.